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Al Sharpton...Whig? (Part Two)

posted 5/19/2007 12:13:57 AM |
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CONTINUED FROM B4 – Normally I would take this opportunity 2 warn the reader that this iz in fact the second part of a blog that began somewhere else and somehow ended up here, and that they may want 2 look N2 locating that first part and maybe checking it out, U know, just 2 get a little background, if nothing else. A feel 4 what it iz I am trying 2 say, unless understanding what the fuck I am talking about iz as low on their priority list as giving a shit what they do iz on mine. . .

That leaves us Obama and Giuliani. Black against white, although admittedly the whitest fucking black man we could ever hope 2 find. But that’s ok...since he’s up against the guy who took on the terrorists and...well...pretty much got his ass kicked. But, hey – if they ever put those buildings up again, and somebody runs a fucking jet liner N2 them we know just what 2 do now. RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL! Thank U 4 helping us 2 figure that one out, Rudy.

While U are at it, would U mind helping me figure out what the fuck U did with all the junkies and whores U ran up out of Times Square a few years ago? Where did they all go? Jersey, maybe?
Or who knows, maybe in Giuliani’s world they make it all the way 2 Florida on the bus and Ratso duzn’t die along the fucking way. Oh great! Now I’m going 2 fucking start crying. It happens every goddamn time I start 2 think about that shit. U fuckers...

But, back 2 my point (B4 none of us remembers what the fuck it really wuz 2 begin with), I never had a whole lot of respect 4 Al Sharpton, anyway. I have always found him 2 be a loudmouth, a racist and a hypocrite. His actions of late, along with his eagerness 2 judge and punish the offenders whenever the shoe happens 2 be on the other foot (can U say Don Imus, boys and girls? That’s ok...dumbass iz close enough...) only help 2 point out this fucking idiot’s stupidity. I don’t give a fuck that he iz a reverend. That just proves U motherfuckers will fucking let anybody have the job. Hell...give me forty-five bucks and an internet connection and I’ll be a fucking reverend of some crazy fucking shit. It ain’t gonna be Pentecostal or Baptist or Episcopalian or some shit like that. No...it’ll be in the Church of Bob, but U can believe my ass will still be ordained. I’m pretty sure all it really means iz I can perform wedding ceremonies and have sex with little boys, but I’d have 2 check on that. Some states are really particular about marriage.

Mostly it will mean I get 2 pass the collection plate. Time 4 y’all 2 break Bob off his share. Don’t U worry none, I’ll be sure 2 see that he gets it...

Keeping U posted

DS

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wtxman

May 19 @ 1:44AM  
God Dammit, no fucking error message;and I had to read this dribble and now of course comment on it. All I can say is a kudo for "The Midnight Cowboy" reference,and for mentioning my old friend Ratso Rizzo.

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