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posted 5/17/2007 7:44:27 PM |
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  MissMisty

Subject: SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell
me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on
the ceiling and made
funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told herthat I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would thinkI was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.

He said"You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
askedher"...
And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)





She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the
DARK!"

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Ashinatrix

May 17 @ 8:35PM  
I dont get it..........??
yearzero

May 17 @ 8:54PM  
Lol. Nice.
sue1968

May 17 @ 10:23PM  
sumdaysoon

May 18 @ 12:04AM  
ajay_t43

May 18 @ 1:50AM  
ashi, she said she was a light bulb :P. no light bulb = darkness...so she can't work in the dark :P.

Nice boobs ashi.
kozmik_wave

May 18 @ 7:08AM  
i could use a little more light in my bedroom
coltsfootball

May 18 @ 8:11AM  
ashi, she said she was a light bulb :P. no light bulb = darkness...so she can't work in the dark :P.

I Think Your The One That Don't Get It......
MARK1111

May 18 @ 10:31AM  

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