days off posted 5/17/2007 7:44:27 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke

MissMisty

Subject: SICK LEAVE

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss
would not allow me to
take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell
me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on
the ceiling and made
funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told herthat I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss would thinkI was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.

He said"You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss
askedher"...
And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this.....)





She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the
DARK!"

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