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My own personal chain letter....

posted 5/17/2007 12:29:38 PM |
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Chain letters come and go...lately for me, I have seen them come around with a new vengeance. Now I am old school from way back in the days of dialup internet. The original dialup used to take like 5 minutes to load a single page, and that was on a good day. So back then, chain mails were hated worse than the plague by a lot of us PC tech/surfers, because they served one major purpose to us, that being they ate up a LOT of bandwidth and made the net slower still. ( 1 sends to 10, 10 send to 10, 100 send to 10, 1000 send....etc )

So I thought I would share the one I got from someplace gods know where, gods know how long ago, but it definitely sends a clear message about how I feel, and it seems to stop them for awhile....

Hello, my name is Dark Knight and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast
on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed
before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by
every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 A.D. and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the
Mayflower. Fuck them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
unpopularity. not to mention clogging up an internet thats slow already by the mass amounts of forwards.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty
about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter
he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

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May 17 @ 12:38PM  
LMFAO DarkKnightWalking. Good one

May 17 @ 12:50PM  
I'll give you a shout out that I rarely use....


May 17 @ 12:53PM  
you are an absolute riot........

May 17 @ 12:59PM  
If you pass this on you will recieve one BJ per 100

May 17 @ 1:00PM  
"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by
every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.

OH im so glad you didnt believe that part some of us less than good looking models were thinking that we didnt have a chance with you.

May 17 @ 1:03PM  
Thanks guys
Hopefully I at least put somewhat of a lighter blog on what seems to be a lot of darker ones lately...

Oh, and looking4fun....I'm definitely an equal opportunity kinda guy...line forms to the right.....

May 17 @ 1:04PM  

That's a riot. Good one my friend. kudo

May 17 @ 1:14PM  

Looking elbows her way to the head of the line

May 17 @ 1:31PM  
Fantastic - Can I borrow that to reply to the ones i get?

May 17 @ 1:31PM  
I'm after Looking. I don't mind sloppy seconds with you Dark. lol JK

May 17 @ 1:34PM  
Sure thing Longbow and anyone else...just insert your name at the top, lol...

Gotta be more specific, blueeyes....JK about the seconds or gettin in line....?

May 17 @ 1:37PM  
That was funny, DKW. I loathe chain letters.

May 17 @ 1:41PM  
You are AWESOME!! DK you rule!

May 17 @ 1:48PM  
Funny as hell brother! And an awsome point made. Thanx...I needed that....kudo to you

Peace and Love
DC The Rain King

May 17 @ 2:04PM  

May 17 @ 3:17PM  
Now I am old school from way back in the days of dialup internet
OMG I'm still living in an old school area!!!!

May 17 @ 4:25PM  
Wait so wtf are you trying to say? These things aren't real? lmao!

May 17 @ 4:33PM  
Yep...sorry to bust your bubble there Bro...better cancel your meeting with that leper and toss your sponsor sheet...

May 17 @ 5:18PM  

A kudo for you!!

May 17 @ 5:50PM  
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and consume your genitals.

Guess that splains why I don't have a dick pic up huh?

May 17 @ 5:59PM  
you crack me up.... i never do the chain letters..bunch of crap to waste my time with

May 17 @ 6:02PM  
I still delete those damn things!!!

May 17 @ 6:47PM  
uh......hon......we need to talk......I am now 15 days late and I'm off to the store for a pregnancy test......please contact me when you get this.......thanks....

May 17 @ 9:51PM  
That's kickass!

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