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Wishful Thinking........

posted 5/17/2007 11:13:32 AM |
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A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?"

The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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max49

May 17 @ 11:27AM  
LMAO
smiley638

May 17 @ 12:08PM  
Good one.
cabl_guy

May 17 @ 9:42PM  
Good one!
casuallylooking

May 17 @ 11:16PM  
That was a good one

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