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posted 5/16/2007 4:38:17 PM |
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I'm going to use a simple analogy refering to pop culture, so if you just don't get it, please bare with me. I assume everyone here that reads this blog has seen Austin Powers. There's one particular scene that I think of daily, the one where he's backing up the trolley cart. He backs up, drives forward, backs up, drives forward. Eventually and quite naturally he gets stuck between 2 walls (a rock and a hard place). That's pretty much it, no matter how hard he tries to turn the cart around he can't because he's managed to lodge it in the hallway and there's no chance in hell he's getting it out of there. I suppose I'm using this movie reference for quite a few different things going on.

One, is to the person that's going around and emailing my picture to members claiming they're of her. I've already gotten some emails ratting you out, so it's time to give it up.
Two, is for the blogger that has been trying nonstop to goad me into some kind of fight or "blog war".
Three, is for the fact that I can't just apologize enough for the lack of chemistry and my flakiness.
Four, is the fact I'm thinking of switching majors or not returning next semester entirely.
Five, is for the guys that send me their cock. I've said it once, I'll say it 1,000 times I have yet to be impressed. Maybe, just maybe, if you can tie it in a knot my interest might be piqued.
Six, no matter how many times you email me for my number you ain't getting it.
Seven, yea I realize you're stuck in Africa and have come down with Malaria, can't afford your treatment and you can't get out of the country because of all the guerilla warfare, but I don't have the $3,000 to ship you to the United States to marry me.
Eight, this one is for myself. I've been trying to diet and lose the freshman 15 but I have to stop getting frustrated and just let it come off naturally.
Nine, I have to get over my reservations of posting naked pics and just do it already!!!
Ten, I have to cut up my credit card and block myself from visiting toy sites!!!

If anyone has anything to add to the list now's the time to do it!

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canuhelpme258

May 16 @ 4:43PM  
I had a very nice comment in my mind until number nine....
totallytaboo

May 16 @ 4:45PM  
lol
canuhelpme258

May 16 @ 4:52PM  
So as not to be taken the wrong way lol.. I meant no trespass,, merely suggesting my feeble mind wandered.... something about nekked pics does that to muh head.
veeruinus

May 16 @ 5:08PM  
You can send your credit card to me. I have a great shredder. Oh BTW i am from US originally but my mom got into an accident in Nigeria. I ll send you a check for 2k. Can you please wire me the money after getting the check?
veeruinus

May 16 @ 5:31PM  
Oh BTW checkout the profile of tytprincess. At least someone says that they are from nigeria guys.
hotbox1968

May 16 @ 7:11PM  
One, is to the person that's going around and emailing my picture to members claiming they're of her. I've already gotten some emails ratting you out, so it's time to give it up. $20.00

Two, is for the blogger that has been trying nonstop to goad me into some kind of fight or "blog war". $40.00

Three, is for the fact that I can't just apologize enough for the lack of chemistry and my flakiness. $5.00

Four, is the fact I'm thinking of switching majors or not returning next semester entirely. $1000.00

Five, is for the guys that send me their cock. I've said it once, I'll say it 1,000 times I have yet to be impressed. Maybe, just maybe, if you can tie it in a knot my interest might be piqued. $2.00

Six, no matter how many times you email me for my number you ain't getting it.
$10.00

Seven, yea I realize you're stuck in Africa and have come down with Malaria, can't afford your treatment and you can't get out of the country because of all the guerilla warfare, but I don't have the $3,000 to ship you to the United States to marry me. $3000.00

Eight, this one is for myself. I've been trying to diet and lose the freshman 15 but I have to stop getting frustrated and just let it come off naturally.
$50.00 Jenny Graig

Nine, I have to get over my reservations of posting naked pics and just do it already!!! $15.00

Ten, I have to cut up my credit card and block myself from visiting toy sites!!!

PRICELESS


Ewe_Wish

May 16 @ 7:55PM  
One-take it as a compliment obviously they want to be as beautiful as you.
Two-ignore, block, delete and go on. its mind over matter if you dont mind they dont matter.
three--honesty is never easy but the important part is your honest.
four--people normally make three career moves during thier adult life. Do what you need to do for you and for no one else. i have 2 degrees and i dont use either one of them. what a waste of time instead of doing what i wanted to do in the first place.
five--if they send you a pic of thier dic in a knot could you forward it to me i need a good laugh.
six--i have sent numbers of the national dial prayer many times they never emailed me again.
seven--tell them to sneak into america and they can get all the medical help for free. tax paying citizens cant but illegal immigrants can.
eight--im in the same situation and i have learned that it took more than a day to put it on and it will take more than a day to take it off. just eat healthy and exercise and be happy with yourself.
nine--well as one blog on here said how can women hope to find LTR if they EXPOSE themselves on here i say BS but thats my opinion if you have it flaunt it. make sure you send pics to each and everyone that has sent you a dic pic perferablly of someone other than you like pictures of the comic strip maxine.
ten--thanks to you i now need to cut up my credit card too but the toy stores just sent me a thank you letter. I may have that framed. First time i have ever been given the title of perferred customer. lol

You just be you and keep blogging here, i find you totally refreshing and funny.
jaffy

May 16 @ 9:49PM  
one... maybe your doppelganger doesn't have a camera... and thinks... what the hell.
wtxman

May 16 @ 10:12PM  
apparently you haven't heard of my diet and how I lost 90lbs in the las 14 months.
jaffy

May 16 @ 11:27PM  
Five... and get a job with Puppetry of the Penis.

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