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The new "illness" excuse for the boss

posted 5/14/2007 7:50:52 PM |
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LOL...This one is cute.

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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May 14 @ 8:22PM  

May 14 @ 9:11PM  
Another one:

A secretary called in for the third day, all breathless, to call off work yet again. The boss replied "Well, you must not be very happy in your present position." She replied back "Yes, I am, that's why I'm not coming into work again."

May 14 @ 9:17PM  

May 14 @ 10:19PM  

My boss would most def get a kick out of that one....LOL

May 15 @ 12:22AM  
lmao I have heard that one but I love the present position one too!

May 15 @ 8:36AM  

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