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posted 5/14/2007 10:10:11 AM |
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it as better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Mississippi. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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May 14 @ 10:36AM  
an oldie but DEFF a goodie lol.....

May 14 @ 10:42AM  

May 14 @ 1:10PM  
That is GREAT :)
Dam the Men

May 14 @ 5:21PM  
BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!! Yeah, I tried to be a smart ass to Lonshotwilly and was pinned and tickled IMMEDIATELY!! HEHE

DAMN good joke!!!

May 14 @ 7:46PM  

May 14 @ 7:57PM  
That is not a joke, its a true story. Just ask any man from Mississippi.

May 15 @ 12:05AM  
They should have put Georgia instead! Us women down here dont take any damn orders from a man thats for damn sure..lmao

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