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posted 5/9/2007 8:49:35 PM |
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  MissMisty

A woman and her husband are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets,
and starts trying to talk her husband into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The husband looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the husband, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He
thinks... this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits.. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint
his wife, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes
it down he turns to his wife, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says "Blow Job Revenge."

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Ewe_Wish

May 9 @ 9:12PM  
That is too funny.
ValentineGirl214

May 9 @ 9:16PM  
Best Joke I've heard in a Long Time!!!
sumdaysoon

May 9 @ 9:31PM  
i always get a laugh out of your jokes........thank you........
LilGriz

May 9 @ 10:02PM  
I suppose you get to order this one after having a "sex on the beach"?
loveableone

May 9 @ 10:48PM  
That is awesome!!! Thanks for the laugh!
cabl_guy

May 9 @ 10:52PM  
Cple4bigafem

May 10 @ 12:22AM  
Oh wow!


It was soo funny I sent that joke to just about everyone I know who check thier mail..lmao


Good one kudo for u!
motorcitygirl

May 14 @ 10:36AM  
For all the times a guy has grabbed my nose and made we swallow...

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