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  MissMisty

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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cabl_guy

May 9 @ 12:29AM  
Those were funny!
Cple4bigafem

May 9 @ 12:38AM  




Too Cute!
Dominus

May 9 @ 1:39AM  
CONFUCIAN ANALECTS - 500 BC

Is it not delightful to have friends from distant quarters?

When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.

If the people be led by laws, and uniformity sought to be given them by punishments, they will try to avoid the punishment, but have no sense of shame.

See what a man does. "Mark his motives. Examine in what things he rests. How can a man conceal his character?

If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others.

To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.

It is only the truly virtuous man, who can love, or who can hate, others.

A man should say, I am not concerned that I have no place, I am concerned how I may fit myself for one. I am not concerned that I am not known, I seek to be worthy to be known.
jaffy

May 9 @ 7:27AM  
Confucius say: Woman who fall from cliff bound to have crack up!
Good_lil_feller

May 9 @ 8:51AM  
Man who screw woman on ground get peice on earth
HRRRICKANE

May 9 @ 6:39PM  
man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers.....
ajay_t43

May 19 @ 6:09PM  
Confuscious say...man with itchy but wake up with smelly fingers.

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