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I'm a sex toy junky but THIS IS WHY!

posted 5/8/2007 2:51:49 PM |
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So, I'm a sex toy junky, I think everyone has figured that out!!! Well, my doorbell rang and guess who had a big box waiting for me? Mister UPS man, that's who. I think he knows. He does his every other week delivery and is always met with my unbridled excitement. He's not a bad looking guy, maybe one of these days I should open up my box and show him what's inside. lol.

I tried some of them, I had to. However, some I have to save when I finally coerce a guy to get drunk, pass out, and get into my bedroom. lol. I want to say, my lord, Little Beaver Finger Vibe is absolutely fricken amazing. My toes were curled the entire time, this little baby has the most powerful bullet I have ever felt. I'm a big fan of my regular Eager Beaver but sometimes when it comes to penetration you need something a LITTLE bigger. So, that's where my Adam's cock came in handy. I was laying on my side and was getting there. I love the moment working up to when you cum, but I needed something extra. I slipped the little beaver off my finger and reached over for my Non skid plug, I made sure to place that little beaver on top of Adam and damn, I was vibrating to hell.. So, I squirted on a little KY and relaxed as best as I could........ and the oddest thing happened...... I've never had an analgasm. Never, not once. But I did, for the first time in my sexual life I had an analgasm. My toes curled and I actually howled. It was fricken AMAZING, I didn't even get it all the way in. (This may be TMI and trashy for some but I just have to share). I'm not sure if I squirted, I'm not a believer in female ejaculation but I looked on the sheets and low and behold there was one helluva mess!!! I want to know has anyone here, 100% squirted, themselves? I don't want guys answering saying "My girlfriend or wife did".. no I want actual women saying "YES! I did!".. for all I know female ejaculation could have been a myth created by man and what we actually do is piss ourselves. BUT, I digress. The combo of 3 made something I've never experienced before.

So, here's my monthly stash.

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May 8 @ 3:35PM  
I saw your pic. You sure do have a lot of toys. As a virgin, I am glad I am not alone with you.

May 8 @ 4:03PM  

Would love to be one of your Toys.

May 8 @ 4:42PM  
i fucked this chic once and i still say she pissed all over me.who knows i didnt ask

May 8 @ 5:01PM  
Dayum, girl! That was just today's package? You do have an addiction. But, if it's making you happy, so what? Good for you!

May 8 @ 5:21PM  
I just want to be your UPS man and watch you open your box for me. Ohh you mean your box of toys.

May 8 @ 6:00PM  
damn girl i didnt think anyone had as many toys a i do but i gata say you have a lot.i order from adam and eve you get free porn with each order so needless to say i have a lot of porn to. lol enjoy and keep them clean.

May 8 @ 6:16PM  
so I gess the question is..."Who is tieing up Who?"

May 8 @ 7:39PM  
Yes, I do.. frequently.

May 8 @ 8:47PM  
Are you a sex toys salesperson... you certainly spin a great pitch... with examples from experience too.

May 11 @ 11:54AM  
how can you be a non believer when you did it? What could the mess be?? I'm 100% woman, and I'm telling you I don't piss myself, and I don't believe you did either. You would have smelled like piss if it was piss. Female ejaculation is a VERY intense orgasm, you can't have one without yelling and feeling like you are losing control. It is watery, clear and smells sweet, not nasty urine smell. Practice, do it again, push, bear down when you are doing that to yourself, it makes it easier to hit the right spot. You can hit the spot thru the ass because it is just a thin membrane that separates the two. I get very upset at people who say we are pissing on them. I wouldn't piss on anyone, and wouldn't want anyone pissing on me.

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I'm a sex toy junky but THIS IS WHY!