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A few thoughts about mah weiner..

posted 5/6/2007 3:11:21 PM |
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My Bro canu got me to thinking about my weiner,( ) so I thought I would blog a few comments.......especially since about half the blogs are one liners, hopefully mine will make more sense and be far less than a waste of time.

I love ya Canu, but ya got thet thar song awrong ye dew...

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me"

My version...

"Oh, im glad I got an oscar mayer weiner
That is what the Ladies truly love to see
And cuz I got an oscar mayer weiner
All the ladies want to peek
All the ladies want to touch
All the Ladies want to suck on me..."

Below is a top ten list of reasons for becoming an Oscar Mayer Weiner today:
10. Chicks dig it.
9. Impress your friends with a catchy theme song... "Oh... I wish I were an Oscar
Mayer Weiner..."
8. Despite scientific findings, assorted, processed meat products are good for
your heart.
7. Become an Oscar Mayer Weiner and loose that annoying Weiner envy you've
had for so long.
6. Women may say Weiner size doesn't matter, but it really does.
5. Weiner lard can be used to style your hair.
4. Oscar Mayer might come talk at your next "church" gathering.
3. In the 60’s it was Latex, 70's it was plastics, the 80's it was space-age polymers,
in the 90's it was silicon. In the upcoming century, the next revolutionary scientific
find will be "Weiner Juice". (Get in on the ground floor!)
2. Anyone that is important will be in love with you!
And the number one reason is …
1. Girls will use you and abuse you for the foot-long love tool you’ve become !!

And its just plain manly, too...

Full Meal:
(Q) What does a man consider a seven course meal?
(A) A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

Hey, they have even wrote poems to mah weinie...:
Ode to a Hotdog (weiner):

I think that I shall never eat
a substance more devoid of meat
than the hot dog I ate last night
but damn, I did eat every bite.
and when I was done I ate another
so did my sister and my mother
I would have gone for three or four
if there had been any more.

hot dogs are the food of gods
despite the arteries they clog
in the oven, on the grill
floating in a watery swill
mustard (yellow), sauerkraut
that's what summer's all about
pile them high upon the plates
don't talk to me about nitrates

no turkey, tofu, chicken filler
real meat hot dogs are what's killer
so please don't call me a big ol' meanie
when I won't share my all-beef weenie.

Ok, I confess...most of this was borrowed from another site, and too bad I cant post some pics from there. have a look...
Weinies Rule!!!

So Canu, while I love ya and all...ya still cant play with mah weinie...

Ladies Only.

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May 6 @ 3:20PM  

May 6 @ 3:21PM  
So whats next? A picture of your buns?

May 6 @ 3:27PM  
You're killin' me Ash!

May 6 @ 3:29PM  
Ash you got a pic for anything and everything, I love it

May 6 @ 3:38PM  
may i nibble on your wennie now DKW???

May 6 @ 4:01PM  
damn!!! Im craving hot dogs now!!!!

May 6 @ 4:20PM  
My Bro canu got me to thinking about my weiner

You mean you don't think about it all the time???

May 6 @ 4:30PM  
*sits down to write Ponme bout gettin an oscare meyer of my own so they write songs bout me too*

May 6 @ 6:46PM  
I just got back from the grocery store and they were out of
weiners!!!! Can you believe it??!!!!! I had to buy fuckin'
sausages instead!!! They do have more girth to them though......

May 6 @ 6:53PM  
that's funny canu got you thinking about your weiner .

May 7 @ 1:28AM  
Kep up bro, I'll photo shop a giant fire hose to mine tell the gals I find em hot and leave em wet!

Funny that all the other stuff to laugh at and we get some who just wanna throw rocks

May 7 @ 8:52AM  
For the record, mejest....Canu and I are the best of online friends and we needle each other often. Anyone who reads the blogs knew he had referred to my new pic in another blog.

Put the rocks away and play nice, k?

May 7 @ 9:05AM  
It's called humur guy's , the blog was funny so was my comment,
no reason to get defensive.

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A few thoughts about mah weiner..