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posted 5/4/2007 5:18:11 PM |
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  HRRRICKANE

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
> Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
> Brian's roommate, Steven, was.
> Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
> and Steven, and this had only made her more curious.
>
> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
> Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Steven
> than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Steven and I are just roommates."
>
> About a week later, Steven came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> gravy ladle.
> You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
> but I'll send her a e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
> Dear Mother:
> I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
> remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
> Love,
> Brian
>
> Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
>
> Dear Son:
> I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Steven, and I'm not saying
> that you "do not" sleep with Steven. But the fact remains that if he
> was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
> Love, Mom"
> LESSON OF THE DAY... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!



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wtxman

May 4 @ 5:30PM  
LMFAO, a kudo for that one ,bro.
Jems60

May 4 @ 5:45PM  
I always knew parents had their sneaky ways of getting to the truth. Very funny!
redhotzz

May 4 @ 5:59PM  
very old joke....I see it's still circling the net. Ha! ha!
ksk72

May 4 @ 6:10PM  
funny
woollybear575

May 4 @ 8:29PM  
Very Good, LMAO
NightOfOld

May 4 @ 9:16PM  

Excellent one. kudo
luv2liclst

May 5 @ 2:10AM  
busted!
StraddleMyNose

May 5 @ 2:43PM  
And Mothers Day is right around the corner too.

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