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What exactly constitutes an EMERGENCY??

posted 5/3/2007 4:24:38 PM |
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I was just perusing thru the help section...came upon the 'contact us' part and found this:

D. What is the fax number for AdultMatchdoctor.com?


You may fax a report if there is an emergency.
Please fax your username, email address and detailed description.
Our fax number is (954) 935-6942.

Now I ask you...the members of AMD...what do you think da Bear would consider an emergency? I mean...is that fax number like the Red Phone in the oval office? (is there really a Red Phone?)

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Pudge2you

May 3 @ 4:29PM  
No one responded to my "wanna fuck?" e-mail and I really do wanna! This is an EMERGENCY! but I don't have a fax..... so i'm fucked! or not as the case may be...
JJN4Fun

May 3 @ 4:50PM  
the only thing i can think of is if someone was very seriously threatening harm to self or others - and it seemed to be something that might really happen...
ynot7769

May 3 @ 4:50PM  
*ponders WHAT to fax to da' bear...........unlimited long distance means over n over if need be *
canuhelpme258

May 3 @ 5:17PM  
I wonder if they ever get this....

"HELP, WHILE HAVING CYBER I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN DISK DRIVE!"
Ashinatrix

May 3 @ 5:24PM  
canu would consider not being
able to post a blog an emergency....
max49

May 3 @ 5:27PM  
I have a fax and I'm faxing for Pudge and myself damn it. I never got an answer to my "wanna fuck" emails either and that damn sure constitutes an EMERGENCY!!! Oh wait...I haven't sent any wanna fuck emails. Well one to Ash but she made me do it. I'm innocent I tell ya!!! Hang in there Pudge help is on the way LMAO.
bentan

May 3 @ 5:33PM  
Like JJ says ... suspected suicidal intent.
GryGoast

May 3 @ 5:34PM  
Yes ... but its in a drawer
PrincessKissy

May 3 @ 5:44PM  
I'm thinking more along the lines of if the site went down? Fax em to get their attention?
ladybootscooter

May 3 @ 5:51PM  
all good points!! But you have to wonder how many they have ever gotten????
lintroller

May 3 @ 5:53PM  
First of all--Ash, another classic. Good god, that's funny.

Here's an emergency: Someone--we'll call him "Pudge" to protect his identity--receives an e-mail from someone he's been lusting after. Let's call her "Hotcakes."

Now then... Hotcakes just can't take it anymore; she simply MUST arrange a rendezvous, and fast. She sends off a missive to "Pudge," telling him she wants to book a room for, say, tonight. Like, 2 hours from now. If interested, she says, just e-mail back for details. She attaches a smoking hot pic just for good measure with the caption "this could all be yours" underneath.

Beads of sweat form on "Pudge's" forehead. "Can this actually be happening? Me? And Hotcakes? TONIGHT? Holy fucking shit!"

*click*
...
"that's strange," he says. *click*. "?" *click. click. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK* ... and, guess what--technical error! Oh boy, he's not a happy camper.

Now, on any other site with no emergency backup, he'd be lost. He'd be dead as disco. Not here! A man of great foresight, he made a point of jotting down AMD's emergency fax number: (954) 935-6942. Rolls right off the tongue!

Problem solved! Let's hope he owns a fax machine... or he'll be conducting rather seedy business at OfficeMax this evening.

Hope that helps clear things up!
canuhelpme258

May 3 @ 6:04PM  
Ash save the number.. in case they exceed bandwidth and you can't crosslink with photobucket to post your giffs!
garrays

May 3 @ 6:50PM  
Yeap there is a red phone
Ashinatrix

May 3 @ 7:06PM  



*First of all man.....that ain't even funny.....no, really man......don't even talk about that shit......


odessa2830

May 3 @ 11:36PM  
Ash that Saddam is in SUCH bad taste...I love it.

Kissy...just a question...if the site was down how would you get the fax number?
Cple4bigafem

May 4 @ 12:24AM  
Maybe they would consider humping the bear an emergency?!?!?
canuhelpme258

May 4 @ 12:30AM  
Maybe you can order a pizza with it? You know for those people who are on the site 12 to 18 hours a day?
bentan

May 4 @ 1:42AM  
Kissy...just a question...if the site was down how would you get the fax number?

Google for "adultmatchdoctor fax" and go to the page that is cached on Google's servers. But then in the first place they've probably set up some kind of automated watchdog system to page or phone the techs if the site does go down.

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