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Subject: Fwd: The Knob

posted 5/3/2007 8:14:44 AM |
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  Lisa46



A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman
remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has
been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking abou t the goatee."

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sumdaysoon

May 3 @ 8:28AM  
woollybear575

May 3 @ 8:51AM  
Funny
smiley638

May 3 @ 9:52AM  
Good one!
just4fun6369

May 3 @ 4:09PM  
LMFAO
max49

May 3 @ 6:19PM  
Good one Lisa
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May 3 @ 8:06PM  
Good one Lisa
draevyn

May 5 @ 9:43AM  
Awesome!

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Subject: Fwd: The Knob