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Your GF putting your sperm under the microscope

posted 4/30/2007 5:29:32 PM |
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How many guys would actually let your gf take your sperm and stick it under a microscope to watch your sperm try to swim and eventually die? Kim and I was talking the other night and she wanted to try that with my sperm. She said that she wanted her ex to and he refused to because he thought that the little swimmers in his sperm would make him look bad and was paranoid by that. Now, I don't blame any guy who wouldn't try that. I'm not worried about my swimmers, I'm sure they can break records, but what bothers me is watching my swimmers eventually die under that microscope. Just the thought of watching something part of you die is something I don't want to see. What about you ladies out there, would you want to check out your lover's sperm under a microscope? If so, why is that?

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GryGoast

Apr 30 @ 5:41PM  
The woman I prefer ... prefer to swallow... with just a trickle of cum dribbling down the chin and dripping on a swollen abused nipp...

I'd just tell her not to play with her food


Godspeed

Master Gry
NightOfOld

Apr 30 @ 5:43PM  
that's our shawn

I don't think at my age it would matter to me.
bentan

Apr 30 @ 6:00PM  
Do you guys own a microscope?
Ashinatrix

Apr 30 @ 6:20PM  
he thought that the little swimmers in his sperm would make him look bad and was paranoid by that.

LMfAO!!!!! Ive heard it all now!!!! A man who is actually self-conscious about his own sperm!!!!

And about the microscope.....sounds cool to me....you two could roll-play CSI or something!!! LOL!!!!

wtxman

Apr 30 @ 6:26PM  
Yeah they do; kim bought to see if she could find his dick. Oh shit wrong blog again.
lintroller

Apr 30 @ 6:39PM  
In case you're concerned about cumming up a microscope--sadly, it appears that you're not --you could probably find a video on YouTube. Let's be honest here... there's not much interindividual variability when it comes to sperm motility. It's not like one guy's sperm is doing butterfly and another's is doing backstroke. But, uh... let us know it goes!
ksk72

Apr 30 @ 6:41PM  
I had a microscope... wtxman stole it to find his own dick

[/QUOTE]LMfAO!!!!! Ive heard it all now!!!! A man who is actually self-conscious about his own sperm!!!! [QUOTE]
reason oohh about 3 million ( I lost count ) why he is an ex

and Babe you dont have to watch...just remember they die every time I suck you dry


TastyCupcake

Apr 30 @ 6:46PM  
Where do you come up with these silly ideas?
bentan

Apr 30 @ 6:54PM  
just remember they die every time I suck you dry

OMG ... the gastric juices can't be good for the little ones.
etheratom12345

Apr 30 @ 7:42PM  
Not to make light of this but I have... it was funny cus when MY Ex saw them she didn't want to have sex anymore or go down on me.

its a shame I guess it was the idea that I said they look like baby aliens and tap her on the shoulder and said eat up

Loveyoulongtime2

Apr 30 @ 7:51PM  
I wouldn't have a problem with it. I used to work in a lab long ago and we did sperm counts and blood under the microscope.
TxDream

Apr 30 @ 8:29PM  
Shawn go for it........if it makes her happy why not
FFMatt

Apr 30 @ 8:55PM  
aye... but you produce 100 million of them and the replenish themselves... Shit, ever look at yourself in the mirror... you know the outer layers of your skin is all dead... your just a walking corpse and didn't know it... pretty much everything you see of yourself is dead... nice thought to know, eh?
loveableone

Apr 30 @ 9:03PM  
I have a thing for biology so I think that would be incredibly awesome to see!!
alybai42

Apr 30 @ 9:44PM  
I live by these people. Rather one of them..J/K

You guys enjoy...
lillin

Apr 30 @ 10:45PM  
will she let you "pluck" an egg to examine?
skinonskin

May 1 @ 1:51AM  
My sperm are unique- all ready to blast off- last time I looked, they all had their blue leotards on with little red capes and a yellow letter "S" emblazoned on their chests-
Looking4ever

May 1 @ 2:11AM  
It's not like one guy's sperm is doing butterfly and another's is doing backstroke.

We're talking Straddle here...he's could be doing pray tell knows what!
Looking4ever

May 1 @ 2:40AM  
he's?!?!?! WTF? HIS...geez
borty293

May 1 @ 4:55AM  
My sperm have little panties on
longbow371

May 1 @ 6:23AM  
wouldn't be a problem for me, just enjoy her getting them out

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Your GF putting your sperm under the microscope