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Your GF putting your sperm under the microscope posted 4/30/2007 5:29:32 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, sperm, straddle   StraddleMyNose How many guys would actually let your gf take your sperm and stick it under a microscope to watch your sperm try to swim and eventually die? Kim and I was talking the other night and she wanted to try that with my sperm. She said that she wanted her ex to and he refused to because he thought that the little swimmers in his sperm would make him look bad and was paranoid by that. Now, I don't blame any guy who wouldn't try that. I'm not worried about my swimmers, I'm sure they can break records, but what bothers me is watching my swimmers eventually die under that microscope. Just the thought of watching something part of you die is something I don't want to see. What about you ladies out there, would you want to check out your lover's sperm under a microscope? If so, why is that? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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GryGoast	Apr 30 @ 5:41PM
	The woman I prefer ... prefer to swallow... with just a trickle of cum dribbling down the chin and dripping on a swollen abused nipp... I'd just tell her not to play with her food Godspeed Master Gry
NightOfOld	Apr 30 @ 5:43PM
	that's our shawn I don't think at my age it would matter to me.
bentan	Apr 30 @ 6:00PM
	Do you guys own a microscope?
Ashinatrix	Apr 30 @ 6:20PM
	he thought that the little swimmers in his sperm would make him look bad and was paranoid by that. LMfAO!!!!! Ive heard it all now!!!! A man who is actually self-conscious about his own sperm!!!! And about the microscope.....sounds cool to me....you two could roll-play CSI or something!!! LOL!!!!
wtxman	Apr 30 @ 6:26PM
	Yeah they do; kim bought to see if she could find his dick. Oh shit wrong blog again.
lintroller	Apr 30 @ 6:39PM
	In case you're concerned about cumming up a microscope--sadly, it appears that you're not --you could probably find a video on YouTube. Let's be honest here... there's not much interindividual variability when it comes to sperm motility. It's not like one guy's sperm is doing butterfly and another's is doing backstroke. But, uh... let us know it goes!
ksk72	Apr 30 @ 6:41PM
	I had a microscope... wtxman stole it to find his own dick [/QUOTE]LMfAO!!!!! Ive heard it all now!!!! A man who is actually self-conscious about his own sperm!!!! [QUOTE] reason oohh about 3 million ( I lost count ) why he is an ex and Babe you dont have to watch...just remember they die every time I suck you dry
TastyCupcake	Apr 30 @ 6:46PM
	Where do you come up with these silly ideas?
bentan	Apr 30 @ 6:54PM
	just remember they die every time I suck you dry OMG ... the gastric juices can't be good for the little ones.
etheratom12345	Apr 30 @ 7:42PM
	Not to make light of this but I have... it was funny cus when MY Ex saw them she didn't want to have sex anymore or go down on me. its a shame I guess it was the idea that I said they look like baby aliens and tap her on the shoulder and said eat up
Loveyoulongtime2	Apr 30 @ 7:51PM
	I wouldn't have a problem with it. I used to work in a lab long ago and we did sperm counts and blood under the microscope.
TxDream	Apr 30 @ 8:29PM
	Shawn go for it........if it makes her happy why not
FFMatt	Apr 30 @ 8:55PM
	aye... but you produce 100 million of them and the replenish themselves... Shit, ever look at yourself in the mirror... you know the outer layers of your skin is all dead... your just a walking corpse and didn't know it... pretty much everything you see of yourself is dead... nice thought to know, eh?
loveableone	Apr 30 @ 9:03PM
	I have a thing for biology so I think that would be incredibly awesome to see!!
alybai42	Apr 30 @ 9:44PM
	I live by these people. Rather one of them..J/K You guys enjoy...
lillin	Apr 30 @ 10:45PM
	will she let you "pluck" an egg to examine?
skinonskin	May 1 @ 1:51AM
	My sperm are unique- all ready to blast off- last time I looked, they all had their blue leotards on with little red capes and a yellow letter "S" emblazoned on their chests-
Looking4ever	May 1 @ 2:11AM
	It's not like one guy's sperm is doing butterfly and another's is doing backstroke. We're talking Straddle here...he's could be doing pray tell knows what!
Looking4ever	May 1 @ 2:40AM
	he's?!?!?! WTF? HIS...geez
borty293	May 1 @ 4:55AM
	My sperm have little panties on
longbow371	May 1 @ 6:23AM
	wouldn't be a problem for me, just enjoy her getting them out