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Technical Help (Joke)

posted 4/30/2007 4:43:42 PM |
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Technical Help................... Help Desk

(Now this is supposed to have been a true story. Be it true or not, I was rolling in laughter... Hope you do also..................)

"World Perfect Technical Help Desk, may I help you?"
** " Well, yes, I am having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What type of trouble?"
** "Well, I was typing away and all the words dissappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
** "Nothing."
"Nothing?"
** "It's blank and won't accept anything I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect?"
** "How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen, or can you move the cursor?"
** "What is a sea-prompt? It is BLANK! Nothing is on it."
"Never mind, does your monitor have a power indicator?"
** "What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it. Does it have a light to let you know it is on?"
** "I don't know."
"Can you find the power cord on the back of the monitor, follow the cord to see if it is plugged into the wall?"
** "Yes, I think so. Yes, it is plugged into the wall."
"Did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it?"
** "No."
"Well, I need you to look and then follow that cord to the back of the computer to see if it is securely plugged in."
** "Okay. I found the cord but I can not follow it to the back of the computer because it is too dark to see."
"Too dark?"
** "Yes, it is too dark. The office light is out."
"Well, turn the light on."
** "I can't, because there is a power outage."
"A power..... A power outage? Aha. I think we can solve the problem. Do you have all the boxes, manuals and packing material your computer came it?"
** "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Unplug your computer system and pack it back up just the way it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
** "Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I am afraid it is."
** "Well, alright, I suppose. What am I suppose to tell them?"
"Tell them you are TOO stupid to own a computer."

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reddevilman

Apr 30 @ 4:52PM  
lol thats a good old joke
NightOfOld

Apr 30 @ 5:47PM  
casuallylooking

Apr 30 @ 6:36PM  
I have a friend that works for a cable company.She got a call one day from a lady complaining about the damn cable being out again. Friend checked the area and responded to the lady that all the electricity was out in that area of town.The lady asked her what that had to do with the cable...and they better credit her for this non-service time.
I swear true story.....................
LilGriz

Apr 30 @ 6:49PM  
I wish I could do that. I do Deskside Support for a major corporation and alot of the people are like that.
cabl_guy

May 1 @ 12:55AM  
Good_lil_feller

May 3 @ 11:10AM  
Now I liked that one......LOL

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