Technical Help................... Help Desk
(Now this is supposed to have been a true story. Be it true or not, I was rolling in laughter... Hope you do also..................)
"World Perfect Technical Help Desk, may I help you?"
** " Well, yes, I am having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What type of trouble?"
** "Well, I was typing away and all the words dissappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
** "It's blank and won't accept anything I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect?"
** "How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen, or can you move the cursor?"
** "What is a sea-prompt? It is BLANK! Nothing is on it."
"Never mind, does your monitor have a power indicator?"
** "What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it. Does it have a light to let you know it is on?"
** "I don't know."
"Can you find the power cord on the back of the monitor, follow the cord to see if it is plugged into the wall?"
** "Yes, I think so. Yes, it is plugged into the wall."
"Did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it?"
"Well, I need you to look and then follow that cord to the back of the computer to see if it is securely plugged in."
** "Okay. I found the cord but I can not follow it to the back of the computer because it is too dark to see."
** "Yes, it is too dark. The office light is out."
"Well, turn the light on."
** "I can't, because there is a power outage."
"A power..... A power outage? Aha. I think we can solve the problem. Do you have all the boxes, manuals and packing material your computer came it?"
** "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Unplug your computer system and pack it back up just the way it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
** "Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I am afraid it is."
** "Well, alright, I suppose. What am I suppose to tell them?"
"Tell them you are TOO stupid to own a computer."
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