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A Very Short Story posted 4/30/2007 10:26:55 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   MissMisty Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, B I T C H! Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road. Thought for the Day: If only men would listen. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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PrincessKissy	Apr 30 @ 10:29AM
NightOfOld	Apr 30 @ 10:32AM
GryGoast	Apr 30 @ 11:08AM
	Wonders what the woman ran into
woollybear575	Apr 30 @ 11:08AM
	I think I did that once
Dominus	Apr 30 @ 12:44PM
	Heard one like this before: U.S. Navy Radio Transmission: Hello unidentified vessel. This is the USS Ronald Reagan. We have noticed you are in our path and we would like to suggest that you move. Canadian Radio Transmission: Hello USS Ronald Reagan. This is Captain Tom Bern of the Canadian Naval Command. We have plotted your movements, and because the fog is so thick we suggest that you divert your course North-Northwest. U.S.: We don't plan to change course, as we have already received the coordinates we are going to. Divert your course now. Canada: Once again, USS Ronald Reagan, we are sorry to tell you we won't be able to move and we strongly suggest that you divert your course to avoid collision. U.S.: Listen, I don't know who you are but this is an American air craft carrier, and we represent the pinnacle of military might and technology of the glorious U.S. Navy. Now either move out of the way or we'll have to... Canada: Sir, this is a lighthouse.
zena343	Apr 30 @ 2:44PM
luv2liclst	Apr 30 @ 3:20PM
	snort! snort! oink!
TxDream	Apr 30 @ 8:40PM