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posted 4/30/2007 10:26:55 AM |
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Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, B I T C H!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road.

Thought for the Day: If only men would listen.

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Apr 30 @ 10:29AM  

Apr 30 @ 10:32AM  

Apr 30 @ 11:08AM  
Wonders what the woman ran into

Apr 30 @ 11:08AM  
I think I did that once

Apr 30 @ 12:44PM  
Heard one like this before:

U.S. Navy Radio Transmission: Hello unidentified vessel. This is the USS Ronald Reagan. We have noticed you are in our path and we would like to suggest that you move.

Canadian Radio Transmission: Hello USS Ronald Reagan. This is Captain Tom Bern of the Canadian Naval Command. We have plotted your movements, and because the fog is so thick we suggest that you divert your course North-Northwest.

U.S.: We don't plan to change course, as we have already received the coordinates we are going to. Divert your course now.

Canada: Once again, USS Ronald Reagan, we are sorry to tell you we won't be able to move and we strongly suggest that you divert your course to avoid collision.

U.S.: Listen, I don't know who you are but this is an American air craft carrier, and we represent the pinnacle of military might and technology of the glorious U.S. Navy. Now either move out of the way or we'll have to...

Canada: Sir, this is a lighthouse.

Apr 30 @ 2:44PM  

Apr 30 @ 3:20PM  
snort! snort! oink!

Apr 30 @ 8:40PM  

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