Okay, upon request I am blogging this experience. For those of you who actually read my blogs; this might be funny...
I've been curious about trying phone sex for awhile and today I was given the opportunity to engage in this action...
It was actually pretty cool... the girl had an incredibly sexy voice, I was already stroking my cock for about 30 min at this point... I was ready to blow, so to speak.
Here's the best part... I took my phone into the shower with me... figuring, easy clean-up...
I dropped my phone in the shower... and watched not only as the running water landed on the phone, but my cum shot all over it...
It was a sad day for me... 
I felt like a total fool... all-in-all though... it was a pretty good experience, I mean... when is an orgasm bad?
What funny / bad stories do you have regarding that special moment...
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redhotzz
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Apr 29 @ 10:16PM
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I'm so sorry that you did that....but it IS very funny! did your phone survive??? 
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loveableone
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Apr 29 @ 10:21PM
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That is aweful for a first experience, but fucking halarious!!!!! Thanks so much for sharing!!! I cant stop picturing your face!!! shock and awe!!!
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ks0199
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Apr 29 @ 10:26PM
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RedHotz - the phone died... since I have a roomate and him and I bought the phone at Wal-Mart, I had to run to the store to buy the same exact phone, so he wouldn't ask how/why the phone broke...
I could imagine the conversation....
Um... Well John, you see... I uh, dropped the phone in the shower, I mean, no wait... the toilet that's what I meant... I was drunk.. yea, that's it...
Um... yea... to avoid more embarrassment I just bought a new phone... fortunately I found an exact model... 
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NightOfOld
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Apr 29 @ 11:49PM
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That's a funny story
the closest I ever came to phone sex is,
once someone said hello to me. 
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cabl_guy
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Apr 30 @ 12:43AM
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That's pretty funny! 
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smiley638
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Apr 30 @ 3:36AM
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I'd stick to somewhere dry next time.
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Lisa46
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Apr 30 @ 8:26AM
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which is why phones don't belong in the bathroom
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