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PART 1-

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare visit there.

PART 2 -

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

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woollybear575

Apr 28 @ 11:17PM  
Ok Boys, get out your atlas and decide where your going next. As for me, I'm a world traveler. Never been to Russia or Tibet, someday, maybe, someday
As far the geography of a man, Hon, we're just trying to get back to from where we came
buatbu

Apr 28 @ 11:43PM  
Older Women: They don't tell, they don't swell and they are grateful as hell
maggiemae1969

Apr 29 @ 1:08AM  
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that comment was horrible , supposed to be funny but .......
regularguy354

Apr 29 @ 1:12AM  
I'm stealing this!
TastyCupcake

May 1 @ 7:51PM  
That's cute and funny!
LJRite69

May 21 @ 10:56PM  
This was GREAT...I like it......so A typical MAN!

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