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posted 4/27/2007 10:15:37 PM |
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Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy .

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!

"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"

They then asked, "Well, tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

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Blueyesprkln

Apr 27 @ 10:32PM  
Yep, gotta love them southern cowboys. lol
TxDream

Apr 27 @ 11:17PM  
Hey I am from TX wanna see the outline of my condom
linpooh

Apr 27 @ 11:31PM  
that depends Dream.....is it the size of a can of skoal?????
Ashinatrix

Apr 27 @ 11:47PM  
am I the only one who knew what you were talkin' 'bout??!!
linpooh

Apr 27 @ 11:51PM  
lol ashinatrix.....i guess not too many have actually seen a Texass!
jezzarae

Apr 27 @ 11:54PM  
I confess I didnt get it ash until your picture. They dont do tobacco in Australia so I didnt think of the answer til I saw your photo.
Ashinatrix

Apr 27 @ 11:58PM  
Wrangler* butts drive me nuts!!!
Good_lil_feller

Apr 28 @ 1:03AM  
I was thinking about this joke the other day, I'm glad you posted it, and here's a kudo.......
TxDream

Apr 28 @ 1:30AM  
Oh I am sorry thought you were talking about the pellets can that I keep in my back pocket
canuhelpme258

Apr 28 @ 5:50AM  
Hey now "W" is from Texas.... he's a cowboy!
Anyone wanna blow him so we can impeach him?



canuhelpme258

Apr 28 @ 5:55AM  
peachpuzzah

Apr 28 @ 10:17AM  
I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A COW-BOY SAVE A HORSE R-I-D-E A C-O-W-B-O-Y

ANY OUT THERE WANTING TO RIDE A COUNTRY GIRL? WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
paladin1aa

Apr 28 @ 3:49PM  
Don't use them !!!

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