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posted 4/27/2007 8:44:20 AM |
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Two fleas were sitting on a beach in Florida in the middle of January. The first flea was shivering cold. The second flea asked “why are you shivering”? The first flea replies, “Well, it’s a long way from Detroit, and I made my way down to Florida by hitching a ride on a bird flying south for the winter. I froze my ass off on the way down”.

The second flea say” Well I’m from Detroit too, and I’ll tell you how I did it. Go to the airport, go into the woman’s restroom. Climb up on a toilet seat and wait for an airline stewardess to come in. when she sits down to relieve her self, jump in her bush and you’ll have a nice cozy ride to Florida”.

The next year, the same two fleas are sitting on the beach, and again, the first flea is shivering cold. The second flea asks, “I thought I told you how to hitch a rid”? The first flea explains, “Well I did what you said. I went to the airport, found the woman’s restroom, found a stall, and climbed up on the seat. After about 20 minutes a stewardess came in, when she sat down, I hoped in. It was so warm and cozy that I fell asleep’.

The Second flea asks, “Well, what’s the problem then”?

The first flea replies, “When I woke up, I was in a biker’s mustache”.

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