So I did the whole party platform thing... I did the true story thing... I did the not so true story and the metaphorical things...
All of that tells you things about me, just not in a very direct way. So I could post a bunch of blogs asking a single question in each, giving my answer to it, and letting y'all give yours in comment. But that's been done to death here. So I'm gonna borrow a strategy from another member (I've only seen this done one other time, if it's been more than that, my bad...) and ask you to ask the questions in the comments and I will answer, perhaps even truthfully. It will be up to you to tell the difference.
Ask anything you like at all, nothing is out of bounds. Ask a personal question, ask trivia, something about my views, something about Ohfreakinghio.... Anything.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the floor is yours...
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NightOfOld
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Apr 26 @ 3:41PM
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Are you in a state of Neurosis or Hysteria
do to conditions of extreme Exaltation ???
 
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NightOfOld
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Apr 26 @ 3:44PM
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In simple psychological terms, over sexed.
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LadieDarkStarr
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Apr 26 @ 3:47PM
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can you explain to me why, even though we've never talked and I'm sure you've never noticed me... I can't help but be drawn to you. Something about you and your blogs is a very intense turn on for me...
why? 
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ponme
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Apr 26 @ 3:48PM
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Wanna fuck?
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LadieDarkStarr
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Apr 26 @ 3:58PM
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LoL Ponme! I almost put that... then I decided to be "serious"
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Pudge2you
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Apr 26 @ 3:59PM
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Night... I seem to wander between the two with some frequency, but I'm quite sure it's not for the reason you diagnose.
Ladie...  wow! this blog was a better idea than I thought! You are wrong about never noticing you, though indeed we have never talked. You may be turned on by the hint of honesty in the blogs? They are all a little whacky but all have parts of me in them, perhaps the puzzle of finding which parts, lights your fire a little.
PonMay... Absolutely, undeniably, yes yes yes yes YES!
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ponme
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Apr 26 @ 4:03PM
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Heh but Lady.. who said I wasn't totally serious... if it wasn't for that hella long walk to Ofreakinghio...
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LadieDarkStarr
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Apr 26 @ 4:05PM
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Not such a long walk for me... ::thinks::
Pudge, I don't think it's the honesty or the puzzle... I think it's just your body. LoL 
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Pudge2you
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Apr 26 @ 4:08PM
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Ladie... then I guess I'll have to get more prolific. 
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bandengor
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Apr 26 @ 4:10PM
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whats better, 10" of good 1/4" fillet weld or 7 7/8" of good 5/16" fillet weld?
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LadieDarkStarr
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Apr 26 @ 4:13PM
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::bites lip::
not fair, I'm at WORK here LoL
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Pudge2you
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Apr 26 @ 4:20PM
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Band... If memory serves, I beleive most ladies have expressed they prefer girth to length.
Ladie... Work, play.... it's all good!
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LadieDarkStarr
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Apr 26 @ 4:23PM
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if only... alright I'm off y'all... enjoy yourselvs
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bentan
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Apr 26 @ 4:49PM
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Ahem ... Senator Pudge ... if elected ... what will you do about that criminal con-god who reneged on his promise to plant money trees?
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Pudge2you
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Apr 26 @ 4:55PM
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Ben... While plank #2 says we must temporarily sterlize him... it's too late for that. What I can do is possibly worse anyway, If money trees don't start appearing toot sweet... I will make an executive order appointing him Mayor of that one horse town he moved to, then move the "file your complaint here" sign to his front doorstep. The locals will do the rest and our hands will be clean.
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PrincessKissy
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Apr 26 @ 5:30PM
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It's all well and good, but what's that got to do with the price of peas in Pakistan??
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lintroller
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Apr 26 @ 5:56PM
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Any luck finding your head? Lord knows it's been a while...
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Pudge2you
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Apr 26 @ 8:12PM
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PK... Everything well and good effects the price of everything in Pakistan. The more bad for us the cheaper the peas for them. Storm clouds grow bumper crops of peas.
Lint!! Not dead yet I see... Well I did check my ass, (way wayyyy up there mind you...) and there was no sign of it. I'm planning on checking some other folks asses around here... politics can make ya crazy.
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Looking4ever
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Apr 27 @ 1:25AM
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What are your plans for the shortage of Key lime pie?
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bentan
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Apr 27 @ 1:36AM
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I'm not responsible for that shortage ...
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Pudge2you
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Apr 27 @ 8:09AM
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Ben.... Pssst you have a little whipped cream on your lip there....
Looking... I plan to enslave France. The entire GNP of that country will be dedicated to key lime pie production. You will be placed in charge of distribution.
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Looking4ever
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Apr 27 @ 8:36AM
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Why do I have to be in charge? I just want to reap the benes of being in charge...without the responsibility! Can't you put Bentan in charge and with me just be an advisor? Pretty please? I'll make it worth your while...promise!
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wtxman
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Apr 27 @ 8:43AM
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My good friend, you have come along way since you first got here,and now that you have power and clout I see that the women here are swarming to you. Please forgive me for not commenting sooner on your blogs; I will try to be more atentive to your frail ego. Now remember what I said about the student surpassing the teacher.
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Pudge2you
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Apr 27 @ 8:48AM
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Looking... consider it done. You and ben will manage the French production of Key Lime Pie. Now, let's talk some more about my while.
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wtxman
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Apr 27 @ 8:49AM
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Sorry bro, a mercy kudo for you.
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Pudge2you
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Apr 27 @ 8:52AM
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Thank you my friend... I can face another day now. 
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bentan
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Apr 27 @ 2:29PM
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As newly elected Co-Presidents of Pie ala Key Lime, we wish to let everyone know ... IN YOUR FACE!
*** takes shirt off and exposes Peanuts underwear hoping Larry'll give him mercy kudos too ***
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Roxanna
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May 3 @ 1:45PM
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Left or right?
Back or front?
Inside or outside?
Vanilla or chocolate?
Open or closed?
Wet or dry?
Good or bad?
Sweet or sour?
Hard or soft?
Fast or slow?
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Pudge2you
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May 3 @ 1:54PM
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Rox..... "why I oughtta!!" ok ONLY because it's you....
Left or right? Left.
Back or front? Back
Inside or outside? Outside if at all posible.
Vanilla or chocolate? Swirl.
Open or closed? Open.
Wet or dry? heh heh..... wet.
Good or bad? Baaaaaaaaaaad.
Sweet or sour? Sweet.
Hard or soft? Yes.
Fast or slow? Definately.
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