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The charade has gone on now long enough and it is time to come clean and confess. The " IT'S A MAN THING" blog was done for the amusement of the people on AMD. Recently L4FA45 and myself were bantering each other in a blog and several individuals noted they enjoyed its humor. After it concluded individuals asked if we were going to do something else. At the time we were not sure but “IT’S A MAN THING” is it. In fact after I had it ready to post I sent it to L4FA45 so she would have her response ready when I posted. After that it was soley spontanious and any other players that came in were not necessarily aware of what was going on. Though we had a couple that guessed what we were doing while others speculated that we were either married or had been married to each other. (I would slit my wrists first)

In no way and at no time was L4FA45 or myself serious and it’s only because we have the same sick twisted sense of humor can we make people laugh. (Actually I believe she is a little sicker than me)

For the record let me state “IT’S A MAN THING” does not represent my character, how I was raised nor how I view women. My grandfather actually did tell me that “a woman brought man the greatest joy” he also told me that “the most important job for a man is to find the right woman”. I have found he was very correct in both statements.

In his arrogance man often forgets that he exists because of woman. It is woman that carries him in the womb for 9 months. From her loins we were born, her breasts fed, her arms comforted and her love nurtured. It is woman who has birthed civilizations from the beginning. We are bone of her bone, flesh of her flesh and blood of her blood. She should be protected, honored, loved, adored, respected and reverenced. Without her man would be no more. No, don’t place her on a pedestal or behind you but beside you. I could go on with metaphors of what I believe a woman is and how we should treat them but I believe the following does it more justice than I. There are several versions of this and all I have ever found all say, “Author Unknown”


It’s amazing how God made man, and so beautiful how he made woman!

Why did God create Woman from Man’s rib, when He could have simply created her from dust, as He did Man? This is a story that puts a beautiful touch on the reasoning:

“When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him from the dust of the Earth and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man’s life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do.”

“Around this one bone I shaped you. I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body.”

“You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side. You are my perfect angel. You are my beautiful little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtue in your heart. Your eyes: don’t change them. Your lips: how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch. I’ve caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I’ve held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me.”

“Adam walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support. You are special because you are the extension of me.”

“Man represents my image, woman - my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God. So man: treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father and the heart of her Father. Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.”


There are two sorts of affection - the love of a woman you respect, and the love for the woman you love.

L4FA45 & JS (She stole top billing again)

Will we do something in the future? Only time will tell.

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Apr 26 @ 12:43PM  
that was absolutly beautiful

Apr 26 @ 12:44PM  
....thanks for being so sweet......

Apr 26 @ 12:50PM  
From her loins we were born and we spend the rest of our life trying to get back in one, two or three. Well, as many as we can.
Beautiful, It made me cry

Apr 26 @ 1:08PM  
L4FA45 & JS (She stole top billing again)
but of course darling i get top billing, im the sicker of us two. besides you said you liked it when i was on top.

Apr 26 @ 1:14PM  
very nice

Apr 26 @ 1:25PM  
***sits here, speechless...a rare occurance***

Apr 26 @ 1:33PM  
thank you

Apr 26 @ 1:41PM  
Wow, Although I have a great respect for you for writing this blog,I am totally speechless..........Now that's a new experience for me. lol

Apr 26 @ 3:57PM  
...ah, see, told you your secret was safe with me . T'was wondering how long it would last

Apr 26 @ 4:02PM  
T'was wondering how long it would last
Its kinda like sex with swyeter Not long enough

Apr 26 @ 5:39PM  
Breath not into me life
for I have no life without you
Kiss not my lips for they are tainted
I am unworthy of you my protector
She who gave me the strength to be who I am
for what is a woman but a mirror of our hearts
so choose wisely for like a mirror love can shatter
leaving behind the shards of a life that can never be again

Apr 26 @ 7:08PM  
Why did God create Woman from Man’s rib, when He could have simply created her from dust, as He did Man?

But if you follow that myth, then it was only Adam's third wife, Eve, that was created from his rib.

The first two wives, Lilith and the wife who was un-named were created from dust.

Apr 26 @ 7:26PM  
Ahh Dominus, thanks for the comment.

But for the record any good engineer will build a prototype before fielding the final product. That is why many beliefs tell you that woman was created superior to man.

Apr 26 @ 7:45PM  
That was for you know who...I think she has something against Kentucky Gents......Hang in there Swyeter I got your back

Apr 26 @ 8:27PM  
I have nothing against kentucky gents at all!! As for you Swyeter Your getting mean and im going to make sure i tell all the girls that you dont play well with others.

Apr 26 @ 9:29PM  
Geesh and I thought it was for real!! You guys are great and I hope to read more of you.

Apr 26 @ 9:43PM  
Ladies-- It has come to my attention that some of you really think that swyeter is like how he portrayed himself in his blog. That is so far from the truth he is a sweet wonderful man who respects and treats all women like they are ladies. My last post about him not playing with others was just a joke. I would snatch him up in a moment if he lived closer.

Apr 27 @ 5:31AM  
You guys ought to play Beatrice and Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing) sometime.

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