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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil "Joke"

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The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,called
on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her
friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and
continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary
Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her
slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once
again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a
third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her
twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary
Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me
one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted...........

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featherone

Apr 25 @ 5:25PM  
hahahaha good one
HollyHummy

Apr 25 @ 5:49PM  
Ang925

Apr 25 @ 6:02PM  
lol I would have answered the same thing!!!!!! lololololol She should have gotten an A+.. lol
cabl_guy

Apr 25 @ 6:57PM  
woollybear575

Apr 25 @ 8:25PM  
Funny
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Apr 25 @ 11:19PM  
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Apr 25 @ 11:44PM  

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