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I couldda had a V-8

posted 4/24/2007 7:01:21 PM |
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!

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Apr 24 @ 7:37PM  
LMAO...Good one roger.

Apr 24 @ 7:54PM  
Love it

Apr 24 @ 8:28PM  
good one baby!!!!

Damn ur hawt!!! Can I have u for dessert??? or many dinner wait I want u for breakfast, lunch, dinner and Dessert!!!

Apr 24 @ 8:36PM  
omfg!!!! That was hilarious!

Apr 24 @ 8:45PM  
You talkin to me DeDe?

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