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posted 4/23/2007 10:08:27 PM |
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  DarkKnightWalking

*Peck....peck...tap...tap....backspace....peck...*

A......D...L......*backspace*

A.......D.......U....T......*backspace*

A...D...U...L...T.....*enter*

Booga boggah.....adawlt web...web......PORN.....ooogah yahhh....*click*

S.E.X.... annnnnnnd...sw......sw.....SW.........SLUT personals....

Ooogga boogiooo...o me get sum now, thay wannit bad, me know....

oooh, OOOH....me fin gud wun...hair on head and all....now me gett summm....

send mail, me know how good....less see now, be kool dooode...

*tap..taptap.....tap..tap*
Mee likz joo...wannafuck choo reel gewd, baybee.......
*send*

*30 seconds pass*

She no sennn back to meee, what fukk? Bich.

Okee, me make blarg, dey all cummmz to mi den.....

*Post to Blog*
Erggiz...red werdz, red...hurtz eyes, scrawl down fast....

*tap...tap..tapppp...*

me gotzz big meatz, bichez, me stikk injoo long time, me ready NOW.

*post*

*30 seconds pass*

Wuhhh....Y dey no fall on me and wett bout me 2....wot fukk go on?

*Blog 2*

Snifflety boo hoo whiney cry howwwwllll.....why me no get puz...puzs...wet hole nownow now...all dey be heer iz biches, dem all teez grog....meen, mean bichez...

*goes back to the basement crying*

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belle1010

Apr 23 @ 10:17PM  
Yep he's baaaaacccckkkk!!! DKW we sure missed you
Giggl_Sprite

Apr 23 @ 10:18PM  
You rock, DK
LedZepFan

Apr 23 @ 10:20PM  
LMFAOOOOO

I tinks all us wimmin shud repli to the wanna fucks wid dis !!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh.......
Cple4bigafem

Apr 23 @ 10:21PM  



Awsome doode..lol
tlc0766

Apr 23 @ 10:23PM  
ooooh you turn me on so how about it wanna??
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 23 @ 10:27PM  
Yah baybee...me stickum inzz, and go innanout....long tymez....
me soo hoe-neee....


*slings tlc over his shoulder and heads for the basement*
Ewe_Wish

Apr 23 @ 10:40PM  
Totally Awesome. and you did it so well, were you out hanging around with trolls by any chance?
DarkKnightWalking

Apr 23 @ 10:47PM  
*Australian Accent*

Naw sheila, that comes from years of hunting trolls in the bush....
He's a feisty one he is.....
Lots of teeth too. Watch it DK, danger danger....
Crikey, he tried to bite me, he did...naughty naughty one, he is...
Good thing I had my troll stompers on, saved my ankles....
Now let me just release him back into the wild.....OOPS, where'd that cliff come from....sorry, little troll.....wow, I dint know they bounced like that...tuff little buggars...

Tune in next week, and remember kids, don't try this at home, I'm a trained professional with years of troll stompin under me belt...
ShadowsAngel

Apr 23 @ 11:10PM  
In appropriate troll speak....

DKW waste time
Forgot rhyme!

*snerk*

Trolls speak in BAD rhyme ...
bentan

Apr 23 @ 11:24PM  
Welcome back o warrior who strolls in insufficient light ...

*** scrawls notes and practices grunting and drooling ***
wtxman

Apr 23 @ 11:55PM  
Pure fucking Genius.
Dominus

Apr 24 @ 12:29AM  
You forgot the three other troll breeds:

Intelitroll:

“I have assembled the facts that indicate I am superior to all other men on this site which means all I must do is appear and women will virtually fly onto my cock hahaha because I know many things and therefore I am great and others are not and anyone who disagrees is obviously an idiot for not seeing how brilliant I am and hey why don't I have any women on my cock yet this site doesn't work because I should have my instant gratification by now and it seems all there are here are people who are yelling at me because they are so stupid what a rip off I didn't pay for I'm leaving!”

l33t-trol

“hi how ru i want sx do u on cam im on msn hit me up 4 hott sx now i m l33t so u no u want it if u do not msn hit me up on yahoo i give u my e-mail and cell u cn txt me 4 hott sx now just hit me up ok”

Angry Troll:
“AAARRRGH! ME MAD! ME HAVE POINT OF VIEW! HAVE OPINION! HATE ME NOW! ME LIKE YOU HATE ME! ME YELL ALWAYS! AAARRRGH! LIKE SAM KINNESON ON METH! AAARRRGH! NO HATE ME YET? ME MAKE OUTRAGEOUS OPINION ! HA! YOU NO LIKE THAT! NOW ME INSULT YOU! HATE ME! AAARRGH! WHAT YOU MEAN ME THROWN OFF SITE?”
badkarma989

Apr 24 @ 4:47AM  
Fuckin'' SWEET!
JJN4Fun

Apr 24 @ 7:34AM  
Is this "trollbonics"??? 'Cause I'm 1/2 Norwegian and grew up hearing the language spoken...and it doesn't sound anything like this! Damned trolls - the next thing ya know, they're gonna want to vote, own property, and mate with non-trolls! What is the world coming to???


bandengor

Apr 24 @ 8:09AM  
I think if we keep at it, the message might someday sink in.
PrincessKissy

Apr 24 @ 8:45AM  
I'm so hot now my edible panties are virtually melting off!
ponme

Apr 24 @ 11:49AM  
*offers DK and BigD a bag of troll food?* y'all are gettin a touch too clever with the Troll speak.
ynot7769

Apr 25 @ 11:04AM  
fuckin awsome.......
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Apr 30 @ 4:19PM  
Now that was funny!
lookingforsomefun152

Feb 7 @ 8:13PM  
I'd be amazed if some of these lamers could even utter any of those sentences. Maybe they can utter a few of those words. I'll give them that much credit. Good blog. Kudos.
zena343

Feb 7 @ 8:21PM  
Dang DKW I must have missed this the first time around,,,,awesome!! Kudos, lol
DarkKnightWalking

Feb 7 @ 8:24PM  
*Sweeping Bow*

Thank you thankyou...im here all week.....
Wordsofwit

Feb 7 @ 8:26PM  
Laughing my ass off as these fuckers do exist do not even understand the concept of copy/paste. Kudo dude. That is some funny shit right there!

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