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posted 4/18/2007 10:47:39 PM |
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course, what may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over Customs' limits, and
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it
through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you
have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but
which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

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loveableone

Apr 18 @ 11:14PM  
Very cute!!
regularguy354

Apr 19 @ 12:53AM  
That is just plain funny! Thanks for posting it!
cabl_guy

Apr 19 @ 1:54AM  
Very funny!
tetons

Apr 19 @ 3:10AM  
me too.
steelruler

Jul 20 @ 2:53PM  
wonderful story!!! i know a prison chaplin who will share this story with his congregation.

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