Shitz Looking you done gone and got me in all kinds of trouble with this blog. I read it and thought hell no wonder I’m not getting “wanna fuck” / “wanna cam” messages; I’m not emailing any women on AMD. So I sat down and made me a form message and sent it to every woman 18-65 years of age who was active within the last month and let me tell you that took a while to do. Then I sat back and waited for the mail to flood in. Now I am blocked by half the women on AMD and what few responses I did get included things like:
“You’re old enough to be my daddy or granddaddy”, and
But my favorite was, “You tell me where you live and I’m going to come over there and whip your ass!” Not sure if that last one was a threat or an offer so I am still debating on whether or not to send her my home address. Matter of fact I think that response came from you so would you mind providing me clarification on your intentions BEFORE
I send it to you?
Then after mailing all the AMD women I started dialing random numbers and every time a woman answered I asked, “You wanna f**k?” I was cursed or hung up on by every woman except one but when she gave me her address I recognized it as my grandmother’s, now I’m having nightmares about her kissing me and trying to French.
By now I figured what the hell so I went to church on Sunday and got slapped 18 times and been asked not to come back because of my wicked ways. Though the minister’s wife did overhear me asking the women, “Wanna fuck?” and gave me a piece of paper with her phone # and address on it with some times to call. Problem is she looks like Janet Reno’s sister.
Then as a last resort I tried the bars. Same question, “Wanna fuck?” By now I was getting used to the slaps but now I was also getting drinks thrown in my face. That wouldn’t have been so bad either except this one woman was drinking Baileys and coffee (thank goodness the doctors tell me the injuries are not permanent).
Now the only thing left I could do was to write a blog whining and crying and throwing a fit about how mistreated I was. Naturally I blocked “auto post” so I could pick and screen the responses I posted. But after the first five responses I pulled it because one said, “Get a life” another “Tell someone who gives a shit” and three stated, “If you are looking for sympathy you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis”. Am I the only person on this site who is always correct and just how did all these other f**ked up losers get on here anyhow.
Now none of the woman on AMD will even acknowledge I exist, I have been excommunicated (that’s shunned in the south) from the church and banned from all the bars in the state. You have totally ruined my life and it is entirely your fault because of this damn blog you wrote so you owe me big time and I believe I at least deserve you giving me a mercy f**k. So whatta ya say Looking, “You wanna f**k.”
NOW JUST IN CASE ANYONE DOES NOT GET IT THE ABOVE IS SARACASM OR SATAIRE FOLKS!
Now, let me say in all sincerity, truth and honesty I have thoroughly enjoyed the short time I have been on AMD. I have met some wonderful people and if an old, overweight, gray haired, balding man can make friends with woman on here without posting a picture anyone can (I have provided a few ladies a private picture and they can attest that my description in my profile is accurate).
This may be an adult site but if you want respect on here or anywhere in life you have to first show a little courtesy and respect. You can’t be like they say back home, “Yall know them boys just ain’t got no raising”.
I don’t have to tell or suggest anything to any of the men who whine and cry here because the ladies do a much better job.