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posted 4/17/2007 9:30:09 PM |
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Delta:

Seriously guys get over yourselves. Your a bunch or rednecks from some hick town and you will never amount to anything. Quit trying to exploit punk for your own gain and go back to working on the farm sexually abusing geese and such. The only one of youse that's gonna amount to anything is the singer. Give it up losers!

Kiz:

OK. I quit.
How u like them pears

Cannons:

Hey Skowln
you suck balls i have catorgorical proof of this and also i know that you rape goats and other assorted livestock I don't like you very much you are extremely unattractive and I have a sneaking suspicion you are a homosexual and cut that fucking mo hawk off you try hard punk faget i love emo and when it takes over the world you will grow ovaries and guess what Cannons is the biggest emo kid to ever walk the face of the earth you fucker fuck you

Skowln:

I already knew that Cannon's a little emo bitch because every time I wear my "I wouldn't urinate on Saves the Day if they were on fire and holding a cure for aids in their burning hands, because the world would be a better place with them burnt to death and aids still at large" t-shirt, he cries like a little emo bitch and tells me i shouldn't say such mean things about the boys he loves. I then make poo in his car and not tell him about it.

Sophia:

as i sit read the strange but starngly intriguing conversation going on i cant help but be ammused.

i wish i knew people who knew how to keep intelligent dialo like you guys......


Sophia:

WOW i so cant fukin spell!


Skowln:

Don't worry about spelling issues Sophia. It could be worse. You could be Cannons. He's tries to act intelligent by sneaking in words like 'catergorical' into his pathetic attempts to insult me. But the fact is, he just copies me in every way. You see i have a larger vocabulary than most because, and i think i can safely say this without exaggeration, i am the smartest person in the galaxy. Cannons is terribly jealous of this fact and he, rather pathetically , studies the big words that i use in day to day conversation. Then he will use them and claim them as his own. Sad really isn't it. Jealousy is a terrible thing. Don't worry Cannons, you are special in your own way. But on the other hand at least he doesn't suck balls.

Cannons:

Ahh Skowln
both of us know I am the far superior being, my vocab is outstanding, so good in fact that I can abbreviate vocabulary into vocab, see it's easy everybody try, you are only rehashing simpsons episodes and bad american sit com wit to pass off some form of intelligence your fucked ! Fuck it I'm out of the band! I never liked the pieman anyway, keeps trying to suck my balls.

Skowln:

Cannons my dear child you have and always will be, Engels to my Marx. And i don't rehash American sit coms. I rehash English sit coms! I do this because i understand the subtle complexities that is dry British wit. And as you sit there with your Hey Dad dvd box set and chuckle merrily along to Betty's wacky antics, i will be busy de-constructing the formality of the English Elizabethan period with Edmund Blackadder the Second. Ho ho ho Betty used white out on the computer screen!! I sure hope Nudge bursts in soon with something stupid to say...How arse buggeringly funny. And if your out of the band i'm sure we can replace you and produce the same effect , with a blinded chicken pecking randomly at the guitar strings. I just won't let The Pieman anywhere near it....if you get my meaning.

And where the fuck is Benny?!!

Benny:

Nobody could say if it was the drums rolling like thunder that took their attention or if it was the trumpets that sang from the noll, maybe it was the hairy italian with the mouth full of balls dancing in the town square but everybody knew the time had come. As the anticipation notched up level by level, the crowd became restless and the result of human nature became savage. But it was in that moment, when they knew that they could no longer go on, silence broke the air........ only those that were facing towards the east could hear the warm southerly breeze eddying in their right ear. Then an explosion of sound, louder than they had ever heard before, yet soft to their ears like a puppy is soft to their touch, marked the moment that defined to them purpose and reason. Eyes fixed and souls ecstatic, their time had come........... Benny had arrived.

The Pieman:

Wow..i really do suck balls.

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xSUCKERPUNCHx

Apr 17 @ 10:58PM  
this made me LOL
Pudge2you

Apr 17 @ 11:15PM  
I have no doubt that this very well could have been an actual conversation of yours...

You are fucked up!! and I like it.
ponme

Apr 18 @ 11:22AM  
Once or twice in a lifetime you come across a person who has the balls to make fun of himself, not just his buds. You are that person. I dunno why I like you.. but I do. Maybe it's cuz you are such a sarcastabitch. makes me feel at home!

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