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posted 4/17/2007 9:26:25 AM |
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  Lisa46

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey , you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls Absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir , I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Sunshine79

Apr 17 @ 9:30AM  

Damn......told them!!!
sabre56

Apr 17 @ 9:30AM  
ynot7769

Apr 17 @ 9:32AM  
good un
Looking4ever

Apr 17 @ 9:58AM  
ROFLOL
tetons

Apr 17 @ 10:06AM  
oh yeah!! thanks lisa.
max49

Apr 17 @ 10:24AM  
Giggl_Sprite

Apr 17 @ 11:35AM  
LMAO!
sumdaysoon

Apr 17 @ 12:39PM  
NightOfOld

Apr 17 @ 12:58PM  
3libras

Apr 17 @ 2:12PM  
Fuck yeah! Keep them coming!
jlafave50

Apr 17 @ 2:14PM  
love it,, smart man..
luv2liclst

Apr 23 @ 11:15PM  
!!!!!
NightOfOld

Apr 25 @ 8:34AM  
justme303

Apr 29 @ 7:43PM  

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