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posted 4/16/2007 10:26:03 PM |
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  linpooh

A man had lost one of his arms. One day he'd had enough. He decided to
commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to
jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't
have any arms at all.

He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself. I
still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how glad he
was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly
and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for
saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could
go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'

He said, 'I'm NOT happy .... My ass itches.

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ynot7769

Apr 16 @ 10:35PM  
ass itches ...omg.....
sumdaysoon

Apr 16 @ 11:05PM  
bet he could not get much help from anyone with that.......
Sunshine79

Apr 16 @ 11:12PM  
OMG........I'm hysterical over here!!
Natgoat

Apr 17 @ 12:24AM  
.. .. ..!!!
borty293

Apr 17 @ 5:39AM  
Good Golly...you almost had me stumped with that one...good joke

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