I made this crappy song based offa the "Dreidel" song. If you're jewish (or if you just love dreidels or songs about them), I mean no offense, the tune was stuck in my head as I thought of the word "anal", so I thought I would be creative.
Enjoy! 
Anal (Dreidel)
I did a little anal
It's fun my wife did say
And when it's lubed and ready
Then anal I shall play.
Chorus:
Anal, anal, anal,
I lubed it up for play,
Anal, anal, anal,
Then anal I shall play.
It has a lovely pucker,
A starfish smooth and thin,
And when it is all tired
Relax and slide it in.
(chorus)
Anal, anal, anal
A pucker smooth and thin
Oh anal, anal, anal,
Relax and stick it in.
(chorus)
The anal's always playful,
It makes her dance and scream
A happy game of anal
Come play, now let us cream.
Oh anal, anal, anal,
It loves to squeeze & flex.
Oh anal, anal, anal,
Come play now, anal sex!
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