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posted 4/15/2007 10:52:29 PM |
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A young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down inside your legs and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do with his tongue.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, the blonde calls the pet store.

The man says, "I'll be right over."

Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time ......"

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NightOfOld

Apr 15 @ 11:01PM  

If I were a frog or anything else between her legs, I'd lick 'til I died

sumdaysoon

Apr 15 @ 11:14PM  
ribbit ribbit
cabl_guy

Apr 15 @ 11:31PM  
TheRam453

Apr 15 @ 11:43PM  
hahahaha great
TxDream

Apr 15 @ 11:51PM  
Natgoat

Apr 16 @ 3:09AM  
At least she'll get her Money's Worth....!!!. .
LilGriz

Apr 16 @ 7:08AM  
I sure wouldn't mind being the one to train the frogs
tetons

Apr 16 @ 9:12AM  
i licked ...liked it i liked it
meandhim8184

Apr 16 @ 9:41AM  
I think I should be the one to train the frogs... :o)
sabre56

Apr 16 @ 10:45AM  
I'd gladly volunteer to be a frog trainer, except I'll keep on showing it over and over and over...

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