That’s the name I think I have settled on 4 my radio show, which I found out 2night will be broadcast over the internet on accesssacramento.com, so none of U motherfuckers has any excuse not 2 listen. Well...I suppose that if U actually hate me that would count as an excuse not 2 tune in. But, c’mon...let’s be serious here 4 a second. Who the fuck hates me? I’m a fucking prince, man. Fuck Raymond, everybody loves me, bitch. Well...maybe not that Girl Scout troupe from San Bernardino (Who the fuck sends a motherfucker 2 collections over six boxes of Chocolate Peanut Butter Crisps anyway?). Those little bitches probably don’t care 4 me very much, but fuck them hos! They’re a bunch of whiney little motherfuckers 2. Getting on my goddamned nerves...
So, anyway, it looks like I’m going global after all, boys and girls. I won’t get my time slot until after I finish my classes in May, but U know once I do find out when it iz going 2 be on, U guys will be the first 2 know about it! U guys can even call N2 the show if U want 2...izn’t that going 2 be a hoot?
I think I am going 2 get my nephew, Pimpin Ricco, 2 be my sidekick if he will do it. That fool iz hella unreliable, though. Not if U really need the motherfucker...he’ll show up 2 give me a ride if I need it or 2 shoot a motherfucker 4 me if he deserves it, but drive all the way downtown just so he can goof on the radio? I don’t see Ricco coming off of Snow Mountain 4 that shit. He gots way 2 much of his money in these hos purses right now, and if he leave it up in there 2 long U know a bitch iz gonna go get her nails, and a pedicure and her hair did right quick. She finna be using his money 2 do it 2...ain’t that a bitch? I guess that’s the price U gotta pay 2 be out here on the Track fucking with these hos every night...
So, anyway...yeah, I’m thinking I’m going 2 call it Shenanigans with DickSlippery, and so far it iz still going 2 be a mixture of comedy, political commentary and opinion, with a little music behind it. I am hoping 2 have interesting guests, live callers and at least more than one warning from the FCC over allowable content, but 2 be honest I don’t care what the fucking FCC thinks...why should I? Fuck them in their goat asses...
And at least, that’s always a plus...
Keeping U posted
DS
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