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posted 4/14/2007 9:38:19 PM |
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the
other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy
takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber.
"That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of
the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over.

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Apr 14 @ 9:44PM  
That was awesome! Great one. I haven't heard a joke like that in a while. Kudo for you!

Apr 14 @ 9:49PM  
kids are smarter than you think........good one........

Apr 14 @ 9:54PM  
That was great, I havent heard that one before!! Thanks for the laugh!!

Apr 14 @ 9:58PM  

Apr 15 @ 4:38AM  
lmao ... gaming the system.

Apr 15 @ 8:54AM  
ahhhh another good one.....

Apr 15 @ 9:07AM  
now that's really good.!! a positive for sunday. thanks

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