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What's the weirdest thing that you put up inside a pussy? =)

posted 4/14/2007 9:03:42 PM |
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Okay, a few of you wanted me to finally blog something a little more sexual than I have blogged a few times in my blogs, so here we go. I thought that this would be an interesting topic to discuss and talk about for shits and giggles. I have put some intersting objects in women before, and have had a lot of women hump so many things for me over the last few years. But what is the weirdest thing that any of you guys put up inside a woman before? Women are free to answer this to about what the strangest thing they have put inside themselves.

About three nights ago I stuck my small little cell phone up Kim for roughly 5 minutes and played with her a bit so she could try to soak it. Well, she wasn't all that wet when I took it out my cell phone would call out and receive calls on it but, you couldn't hear anyone on the other end. I thought that I would have to go get me another cell phone, but as it turned out it cleared up the next morning. Damn, here I was thinking of a newer cell phone after two years, something like a hot pink razor phone that I find really cool looking and that I want.

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Apr 14 @ 9:07PM  
Now thats what i would call talking to a pussy.... ....Was the phone on vibrate and was she calling the cell phone?

Apr 14 @ 9:08PM  

Sorry but other than my Tongue or dick.
I myself have put nothing in her.

Apr 14 @ 9:09PM  

I hope all the calls were incoming and not outgoing

Apr 14 @ 9:14PM  
Big Flirt, I thought about doing that but then if I had I may not have gotten my cell phone back.

Apr 14 @ 9:15PM  
Here you go a new twist to sex toys, a vibrator thats pink, shaped like a big cock that is rechargable and is also a cellphone. Could you see a woman in the mall, hear a ring and her purse vibrate like craze, she pulls out this large vibrator and at the tip pulls out an extended ant. and holds it up to her ear and starts talking into it? Then takes it home and plays with it....

Apr 14 @ 9:16PM  
the funniest thing I ever put in a woman was myself

Apr 14 @ 9:23PM  
the funniest thing I have ever put in a woman? A cupie doll... yup that's right..

Apr 14 @ 9:37PM  

Apr 14 @ 9:46PM  
must of been one hell of a dark cave if you needed a glo-stick

Apr 14 @ 9:53PM  
a popsicle......banana one.......yes i ate the popsicle.........

Apr 14 @ 9:55PM  
The weirdest thing i ever had put in my pussy? thats an easy one my exhusband

Apr 14 @ 9:55PM  
Crissy told me the weirdest thing she ever put in her pussy was her second husband

Apr 14 @ 10:01PM  
Didn't you put it on vibrate and call her from another phone??

Apr 14 @ 11:41PM  
beer bottle in the pussy...nickel in my ass...

Apr 15 @ 1:05AM  

Apr 15 @ 1:09AM  
Stuck my whole head in once and wore her like a hat...and let me tell ya's hard on the neck muscles

Apr 15 @ 1:21AM  
I want to slide a peeled banana in my partner's vagina! Slide it in and out a few times, twist it around inside her, then get between her legs and start munching on the banana until it's gone!

Next has to be a cucumber peeled by a potato peeler- they get slippery then and so would twist and slide in and out easy. Fruit and veggies at one sitting.

Apr 15 @ 1:24AM  
A baseball bat up my pussy and I've put the vacumm cleaner handle in my ass.

Apr 15 @ 2:41AM  
Someone remind me NEVER to touch aimeejo928's vacuum cleaner

Apr 15 @ 3:35AM  
A Thumb Sucker. Yes, I ate the sucker too, of course, after she got a sample. Ummmm grape pussy flavor.

Apr 15 @ 9:05AM  
the top 3 would probably be.....
billy club
hammer handle
neck of a gourd

Apr 15 @ 9:37AM  
top three....

1. wine bottle

2. flashlight

3. thermos

Apr 15 @ 11:02AM  
baseball bat?? thermos??? OUCH!!!!!

Apr 15 @ 12:05PM  

My ex bf's car keys. (Didn't want him going anywhere without getting a piece)...

.........well, So I KEED (reference to triumph), but still. Weirdest thing? It would have to be a geriatric's penis. (I had a daddy complex going for a while, so the keys would have been normal)

Apr 15 @ 2:17PM  
My ex bf's car keys.

I threatened to do that to Shawn's keys the other night.


Apr 21 @ 9:56AM  
I see that you are back and in top form my friend; you must be horny!

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