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Monkey and the Crocodile

posted 4/14/2007 10:36:42 AM |
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  MissMisty

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past
and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"
The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a
few puffs.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to
the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the
matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle
finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!"
The Monkey looks down and says.....

"Fuuuuuuuuck..... Duuuuuuude.....how much water did you drink?!!"

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just4fun6369

Apr 14 @ 10:42AM  
must of been some good shit!!
linpooh

Apr 14 @ 10:51AM  
hey....i think i've partied with that monkey!!!!
maggiemae1969

Apr 14 @ 1:54PM  
now that was funny .....
bentan

Apr 15 @ 5:22AM  
OMG that was so off-the-wall!

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