The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Ewe_Wish

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Apr 13 @ 6:30PM
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OH MY GOD!!! THATS FUNNY!!!!
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BigFlirt

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Apr 13 @ 6:40PM
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That was a goodone....
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PrincessKissy

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Apr 13 @ 6:42PM
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Argit01

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Apr 13 @ 6:45PM
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Damn I am sorry I have such a short fuse to have scared her like that.
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Dominus

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Apr 13 @ 6:50PM
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That's 100 doses of 'roids, baby!
(Still baffles me why men go in for treatments for body improvement or hair loss that wind up making them sexually useless.)
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tetons

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Apr 13 @ 6:54PM
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that's a good one, young lady. thanks.
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NightOfOld

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Apr 13 @ 6:57PM
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That's a good one sweety.
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ynot7769

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Apr 13 @ 7:09PM
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wow not often i hear a joke i've not heard before....good one
have one of these here worthless kudo thingees
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hotbijenni

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Apr 13 @ 7:23PM
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OMG! Hilarious!
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wormwiggler

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Apr 13 @ 7:40PM
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I love that one. Thanks
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papabearforu

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Apr 13 @ 10:33PM
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dang, everyone wants a long fuse...
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sumdaysoon

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Apr 13 @ 10:38PM
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now that is a smart blonde.......
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cabl_guy

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Apr 14 @ 6:59PM
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