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Blond and the Body Builder

posted 4/13/2007 6:25:34 PM |
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  MissMisty

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have.
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like
that.


The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

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Ewe_Wish

Apr 13 @ 6:30PM  
OH MY GOD!!! THATS FUNNY!!!!
BigFlirt

Apr 13 @ 6:40PM  
That was a goodone....
PrincessKissy

Apr 13 @ 6:42PM  
Argit01

Apr 13 @ 6:45PM  
Damn I am sorry I have such a short fuse to have scared her like that.
Dominus

Apr 13 @ 6:50PM  
That's 100 doses of 'roids, baby!

(Still baffles me why men go in for treatments for body improvement or hair loss that wind up making them sexually useless.)

tetons

Apr 13 @ 6:54PM  
that's a good one, young lady. thanks.
NightOfOld

Apr 13 @ 6:57PM  

That's a good one sweety.
ynot7769

Apr 13 @ 7:09PM  

wow not often i hear a joke i've not heard before....good one

have one of these here worthless kudo thingees
hotbijenni

Apr 13 @ 7:23PM  
OMG! Hilarious!
wormwiggler

Apr 13 @ 7:40PM  
I love that one. Thanks
papabearforu

Apr 13 @ 10:33PM  
dang, everyone wants a long fuse...
sumdaysoon

Apr 13 @ 10:38PM  
now that is a smart blonde.......
cabl_guy

Apr 14 @ 6:59PM  

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