AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

I really need to learn the language down here!

posted 4/13/2007 10:41:54 AM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  sundance64

This is an actual phone conversation that took place while I was filling in for a receptionist at the switchboard of a large local company last week:

Caller: Hey! Can I speak ta Karla?

Me: Do you have a last name sir?

Caller: Um...yea...course I gotta last name!

Me: Ok...could you please tell me the last name so I can connect you?

Caller: What...you want my last name?

Me: No sir...I need Karla's last name.

Caller: Oh! I gotcha! It's (sounded like...) Farce

Me: **Looking up last name...Farce...Farse...Force...Forse...** Sir...could you please spell the last name?

Caller: What...mine?

Me: No sir...I need you to please spell Karla's last name so I can connect you to her.

Caller: Oh...F.e.r.r.i.s...Farce!

Me: **to myself..."of course!"** Thank you sir...one moment please.

A co-worker was standing by listening to this and was rolling laughing...at me! 'Course...I was laughing too...

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by sundance64:
Why no more stories?
A response to an earlier blog...with respect to the original blogger
Married and looking?
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen...he did it again!
Quiet around here...
I really need to learn the language down here!
The First Amendment and Freedom of Speech (Reposted)
Is it just me?
Bisquits 'n' Gravy
Chikken Nuggits...and other random crap


Comments:

post a comment!

PrincessKissy

Apr 13 @ 10:49AM  
Phewwwwwwww, glad to see someone else doesn't speak the language!
ynot7769

Apr 13 @ 11:14AM  
that thar sounds like normal north carolinian....or as well as i member it.......wat's yer point


lighter note .....hope you 2 are well
tlc0766

Apr 13 @ 11:24AM  
you'll get used to it before long, just remember also that tea has sugar in it!!!
loveableone

Apr 13 @ 11:41AM  
LMAO
ksk72

Apr 13 @ 12:33PM  
I ask Shawn about 10 times a day if anyone around here speaks English. They need a class on hickville slang
NightOfOld

Apr 13 @ 2:18PM  
acworth

Apr 13 @ 2:37PM  
of course tea has sugar in it. why wouldn't there be sugar in "sweet tea"?
Sunshinegal35

Apr 13 @ 3:50PM  
This was reallly funny! Thanks for the giggle!
bentan

Apr 13 @ 4:27PM  
Wow it's amazing how Ferris got mashed into Farce.
Rikosound

Apr 13 @ 6:33PM  
Hey Sunny! Say Hi To Canu for me! I have an axe I have to show him! Anyway, I lived in Charlotte for about 3 months and was actually staying in the house my friend was building in a nice new area right by I 77. I went to the post office to get a package I knew was to arrive that day! The gentleman came up to me very slowly and said, Hi T h e r e..... N e e d S o m e t h i n g? Uh Yeah? I came to pick up a package from "Blah Blah" He said, O H Y E A H ! I K N O W I T C A M E. Now he's walking around in circles in the back and finally after 10 minutes say's I' l l L o o k F o r i t l a t e r s o c o m e b a c k t o m o r r o w o k a y? Uh No! I need it today! I came back three hous later....... I waited till tomorrow. I swear it was like Floyd The Barber from Andy Of Mayberry or The Andy Griffith Show!
canuhelpme258

Apr 13 @ 6:47PM  
hehehe wait till I dran her up into the hills, hell its safer than the stairs, harder to fall off a mountain.
regularguy354

Apr 14 @ 11:07AM  
Welcome to Dixie!

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
I really need to learn the language down here!