The difference between men and women posted 4/11/2007 11:55:29 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

longbow371

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There is 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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