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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asks her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

No one answered until little Debby stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”

With a sneer on her face, she sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”

Little Debby’s mouth fell open, and then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!” The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”

Mrs. Parks said, “Very good Billy”, then turned to Debby and continued, “As for you young lady, I have three things to say:

One: You have a dirty mind.

Two: You didn’t read your homework, and

Three: One day you’re going to be very, very disappointed!”

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MISTYMINX

Apr 11 @ 9:03PM  
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Apr 11 @ 9:04PM  
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Apr 11 @ 9:05PM  
teddybear76

Apr 11 @ 9:10PM  
lol cute, funny nice one lol
LilGriz

Apr 11 @ 9:12PM  
LMAO
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Apr 11 @ 9:18PM  
TxDream

Apr 11 @ 9:19PM  
too funny
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Apr 11 @ 10:18PM  
max49

Apr 12 @ 8:46AM  
Hehehe I think I was thinking along the same lines as little Debby. Good one lin.

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