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Man...this wuz a fucking undertaking, motherfuckers. Perhaps I should have used the help of an undertaker. Anyway...here iz the final ten. Fuck off if U think there iz gonna be a list 4 blog #300

10. There iz a long ass list of former members I consider friends – SxzeBBW, Luvrgrl, LadyMaura, GoDiva, cummingcpl, 123RC, Barby_Barby, Cassy81, Deena1980, 2passionate4u2767, luckypassion, velvetduck just 2 name a few. Ok...ok, not all those bitches were my friends. Some of them were just hot fucking broads I wanted 2 fuck. However...SexyBBW, Luvrgrl, LadyMaura and luckypassion were actually my friends, and I miss them terribly.
9. SxzeBBW actually worked her way N2 my heart (izn’t it amazing we began our relationship in a knock-down drag out fight?). I have nothing but absolute fucking love 4 that woman. I would do anything she asked me 2 simply becuz she needed me 2 do it. I would love 2 experience what it iz like 2 become physical with her, but would rather sit and wait with her in the ER, or after an acquaintances funeral take her out 4 a cup of coffee. When we finally end up some where we can do it, I will offer 2 explore her erogenous zones with her, but if she says no I would be satisfied just laying in bed next 2 her holding hands all night long. That’s how I feel about that woman and thank God she let me know how 2 reach her, cuz I would hate 2 have 2 travel all the way 2 Madison and just wander around looking 4 her fine ass! (See, girl...I figure if U are planning 2 let me fuck U we are going 2 have 2 do it B4 U get all super serious and involved with the new man in Ur life. If he has any sense at all he will ask U 2 marry him, and then it becomes a cheating thing, which will ultimately threaten our friendship, which I will not tolerate. I am willing 2 do whatever it takes 2 make the best relationship possible. I would be willing 2 have sex with U clandestinely. I would be willing 2 have sex with him 2 get 2 U. I would be willing 2 have sex with U, jezzarae and belle1010 anytime U would like me 2. What’s that...U don’t feel right about it and belle iz really a fucking chickenshit? That’s ok...me and jezz will figure something out. I could get lost 4 hours trying 2 find my way around her fat, naked body...exploring every fold of her flesh 4 ways 2 make her spontaneously orgasm at my whim. I would also be willing 2 not have sex with any of U – at least, until I sneak off around back with belle and go fucking hog wild) Without AMD I wouldn’t even know that crazy honky bitch at all.
8. Get MEMEME69247 2 come up 2 visit and talk her N2 going three places: The local water park (4 fun and sun), the local swinger’s bar (4 libation and gyration) and the local porno theater (4 fucking and sucking).
7. I really do think fat chicks are hot. Especially big ass black sisters who know they are fat and don’t give a fuck...U know, like
Mo’nique’s fine black ass.
6. My openness 2wards bisexuality means I can sleep my way 2 the top twice as fast as a normal office slut.
5. Also on that short list (five names) U would find LadieDarkStarr (hopefully on the weekend she duzn’t have her kid), And hopefully with just the right doses of champagne, Lake Michigan at midnight and curiosity, her young twenty-something ass will actually consider having sex with an old fart like myself.
4. Without turning this whole production really, super gay, I just think everyone should know I tease BelAir789 about coming out of the closet becuz I secretly want 2 sleep with him.
3. Where else can I just ask someone if they are interested in buttfucking my wife while I watch and possibly videotape the whole fucking thing, and not end up in goddamned jail?
2. If I make the effort 2 meet U half way and drive 2 all the way 2 Boulder, Colorado...will anyone make the effort 2 meet me?
1. I have Dick in 2008...who wants some?

Keeping U posted

DS

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PrincessKissy

Apr 11 @ 6:35PM  
Dickhead. I don't make your fucking TOP TEN???
DickSlippery

Apr 11 @ 6:42PM  
Man...

U would think mentioning a bitch more than anyone else would win me some sugar, huh? Fuck no it don't.

MY BAD, baby

4give me?

(It wuz all about creating a reason 2 kiss that ass, girl!)

Kisses

DS
PrincessKissy

Apr 11 @ 6:43PM  
You know you love me best Love you too!!
Argit01

Apr 11 @ 6:44PM  
I've seen that ass on cam and boy would I like to give it a good working over too with my tongue (I am talking about princesskissy ass by the way, I was never confused).
Sunshine79

Apr 11 @ 8:11PM  
1. I have Dick in 2008...who wants some?

I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO!!!!
wtxman

Apr 11 @ 8:27PM  
Nine blogs later and I think I'm the only one that made it to the fucking finish line; a kudo to ME I for one would meet you in Boulder,just got to get a couple of women to come along,or not. OH and here is the worthless kudo I promised you.
tlc0766

Apr 11 @ 9:32PM  
DS you are absolutely never ever allowed to leave here ever i will hadcuff your ass before letting you off here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
veeruinus

Apr 11 @ 11:16PM  
I cant believe you took the pain to write all this...You are one of a CHARACTER my friend. I am lucky to have you as a freind as well. You m#@@#$!#$%#@@#!$%$#^$^%$#%$@#!@ !!!!!!! Heres your worthless...
Pudge2you

Apr 12 @ 9:08AM  
Good god. That was errr prolific! A fucking Kudo just so you'll write something shorter next time, I had to log in and out 6 times during this damn thing because my attention span is so short!

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*


belle1010

Apr 12 @ 8:36PM  
Whatcha mean i'm a chicken shit??? Who's been telling stories??? For you? I would do anything, and i do mean ANYTHING!!!
badkarma989

Apr 13 @ 12:05AM  
Nine blogs later and I think I'm the only one that made it to the fucking finish line; a kudo to ME I for one would meet you in Boulder,just got to get a couple of women to come along,or not. OH and here is the worthless kudo I promised you.

Ain't the only one. I read 'em all in one shot, which took time from tracking down Borty's kick-ass poem about homelessness I still have to post on my band's board for the kiddies in Springpatch to think about.

Two reasons I dig this place:\

2) I get to kick some knowledge every once in a while. Amazingly enough, no one's blasted the shit out of me for it yet.

1) Sunshine79. 'Nuff said. The girl cracks me the hell up. Oh yeah, so does DS.

I'll vote for Dick in '08!

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