Continued from B4 - I mean, it really iz quite bad enough whenever the reader has just two parts 2 read until they have mercifully finished whatever blather they had forced upon them by Dick’s Silver Prick, but honestly...how many fucking parts has this been already? Aren’t we getting just a bit presumptuous? Suppose nobody gives this many parts worth of a shit about it? What then, answer man?
22. I’ve decided 2 go on a hunger strike until such time as I have received titty pics from {B] str8ngr84u2, maggiemae1969, MEMEME69247[/B] and MissMisty. (Do Pop Tarts count? They do? How about pussy then? Can I still eat pussy?)
21. If I take the combined distance of every bitch on AMD I have action with and divide that by the total number of bitches on AMD times the number of peckers out there shooting cumfuckme emails and U get 10 2 the 147th power over six, or what could be construed as my actual chances of ever getting laid off of this fucking site.
20. Where else on the internet can I find such eager, willing and beautiful subjects 4 my artwork? (Two down...twenty-two 2 go!)
19. I have been a member of AMD so long now it izn’t even embarrassing 2 tell U I am interested in finding a midget willing 2 piss on me and let me film it.
18. The absolute cut-off age 4 anyone (male or female...unless we stumble across a really mature looking sixteen year-old!)
17. Ok...what the hell...I don’t care if U are a midget or not. What do U say we grab ourselves a six-pack of beer and see where the flow takes us!!!
16. I wonder if I could convince belle1010 2 travel out west 2 California 2 meet me. Would it help any if I promised 2 help her burn 10,000 calories a fucking day while she iz here in orgasms alone (that equals 10 a day, minimum)
15. I wonder if I could convince jezzarae and SexyBBW 2 cum with her...
14. There are fourteen spots on a woman’s body where U can touch her and get an immediate sexual response. Want 2 know where they are?
13. There iz nothing quite as nice as fucking a fat girl who loves 2 fuck.
12. I can’t wait until someone asks me 2 have cybersex with them (U have no fucking idea...prepare 2 have Ur world rocked!)
11. How many of the AMD women do I think I can convince 2 go all day in a skirt with no panties underneath?
Keeping U posted
DS 
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