AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

The Top 200 Reasons I Still Love it Here on AMD (In Color)

posted 4/11/2007 6:29:43 PM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: whig
  DickSlippery

Continued from B4 - I mean, it really iz quite bad enough whenever the reader has just two parts 2 read until they have mercifully finished whatever blather they had forced upon them by Dick’s Silver Prick, but honestly...how many fucking parts has this been already? Aren’t we getting just a bit presumptuous? Suppose nobody gives this many parts worth of a shit about it? What then, answer man?


22. I’ve decided 2 go on a hunger strike until such time as I have received titty pics from {B] str8ngr84u2, maggiemae1969, MEMEME69247[/B] and MissMisty. (Do Pop Tarts count? They do? How about pussy then? Can I still eat pussy?)
21. If I take the combined distance of every bitch on AMD I have action with and divide that by the total number of bitches on AMD times the number of peckers out there shooting cumfuckme emails and U get 10 2 the 147th power over six, or what could be construed as my actual chances of ever getting laid off of this fucking site.
20. Where else on the internet can I find such eager, willing and beautiful subjects 4 my artwork? (Two down...twenty-two 2 go!)
19. I have been a member of AMD so long now it izn’t even embarrassing 2 tell U I am interested in finding a midget willing 2 piss on me and let me film it.
18. The absolute cut-off age 4 anyone (male or female...unless we stumble across a really mature looking sixteen year-old!)
17. Ok...what the hell...I don’t care if U are a midget or not. What do U say we grab ourselves a six-pack of beer and see where the flow takes us!!!
16. I wonder if I could convince belle1010 2 travel out west 2 California 2 meet me. Would it help any if I promised 2 help her burn 10,000 calories a fucking day while she iz here in orgasms alone (that equals 10 a day, minimum)
15. I wonder if I could convince jezzarae and SexyBBW 2 cum with her...
14. There are fourteen spots on a woman’s body where U can touch her and get an immediate sexual response. Want 2 know where they are?
13. There iz nothing quite as nice as fucking a fat girl who loves 2 fuck.
12. I can’t wait until someone asks me 2 have cybersex with them (U have no fucking idea...prepare 2 have Ur world rocked!)
11. How many of the AMD women do I think I can convince 2 go all day in a skirt with no panties underneath?

Keeping U posted

DS

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by DickSlippery:
Goddamnit...I Just Fucking LOVE Big Tits!
I wonder if I’m normal
Now, if we can only get the Jews 2 apologize 4 Jesus
And the Sinner is...
Roll Call
The Benefit of Having Nothing 2 Say
Shenanigans with DickSlippery
Random Thoughts and Scattered Ideas XI (a webdrama in four chapters)
Random Thoughts and Scattered Ideas XI (thirds anyone?)
Random Thoughts and Scattered Ideas XI (part the second)
Random Thoughts and Scattered Ideas XI (Part One of as many as it fucking takes)
The Top 200 (The Final Chapter)
The Top 200 Reasons I Still Love it Here on AMD (In Color)
Man...this iz just the rest of number 23
The Top 200 yadda yadda yadda
Top 200 Reasons I still Fucking Love it Here at AMD (in NekkidVision3D)
Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in FunkyVision)
Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in RidiculousVision)
Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in several parts)
Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (In several parts)
U Gotta Be Shitting Me...Right?
When Enuffs Znuff
Depends on Who’s Doing the Peeing
Blogging Just 4 the Sake of Blogging (Part Two)
Blogging Just 4 the Sake of Blogging (Part One)


Comments:

post a comment!

wtxman

Apr 11 @ 8:20PM  
DS I think they are already doing that for you.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
The Top 200 Reasons I Still Love it Here on AMD (In Color)