Fucking what iz this like Part Sixteen or what? I've lost count...we're just gonna start calling it a subscription and be done with it.
43. Where else am I going 2 find a cat named NightOfOld who izn’t a total fag.
42. Ronnie Lott - everybody drinks! (Every motherfucking time like goddamn clockwork...)
41. I’ve been here long enough 4 the women 2 know that if I don’t call U a bitch, I don’t think very much of U.
40. I’ve been here long enough 4 the men 2 know that if I do call U a bitch I don’t think very much of U.
39. I can’t help but wonder what ynot7769’s cock would look like in a cocktail dress. (Just imagine his balls wearing Manolo Blahniks...if that’s not funny I don’t fucking know what iz)
38. Since becoming a member of the AMD family I have met a Hungarian Countess named Levitra Von Humpagin and we have fallen in love and plan 2 be married in the summer at her villa in Galt...
37. If Argit01 and PrincessKissy really are getting married and I really am going 2 be the Best Man, I feel the need 2 warn everyone B4hand...I really am planning 2 smother that poor Englishman in good old American hos 2 keep him occupied while I fuck the bride. Can’t say I didn’t warn U.
36. Becuz B4 AMD I had no fucking clue that a six foot tall American Indian woman would be so utterly gorgeous (and 2 think...she’s from Tennessee! Apparently, that’s where they have been growing bitches U can climb as well as fuck).
35. Becuz if Daized688 can do that 2 a lollypop, just call me Lollypop and be done with it.
34. Becuz it shouldn’t be 2 much 2 ask that rather than just some random crackpot belle1010 iz really at the cutting edge of the newest fad sweeping America and soon bitches from all across this great nation of ours will be sending random snatch shots and upskirts taken with their phones 2 my e-mail.
33. Now that AMD duzn’t allow free members 2 see as much of the membership as they used 2 I don’t have 2 worry about my straight friends accidentally seeing my whatzit and freaking the fuck out. I just don’t need 2 be reading that shit in the Holiday Newsletter..
32. Two words. (What...U were expecting something more?)
31. Maybe my charm and exceeding wit will be enough 2 lure the hottie DeDe54 over 2 the blogs from the forums once in awhile, if only 2 say hi and flash the occasional titty, B4 staggering back 2 the forums four martinis past bedtime, if U know what I mean...
30. Becuz my entire life I never wanted 2 be known as “Dick”, which just proves U can’t escape the old adage, “U are what U eat.” Wait – that didn’t come out right.
29. Becuz my entire life I never wanted 2 be known as “Dick”, which just proves the old adage, “A dick in the hand iz better than two in the bush, unless the bigger of the two belongs 2 U.”
28. Becuz my entire life I never wanted 2 be known as “Dick”, but if I’d known I wuz gonna get this much action I’da started calling myself Dick in kindergarten, instead of Will Robinson (all 2gether now, “Danger, Will Robinson, danger!”)
27. Becuz my entire life I never wanted 2 be known as “Dick”, but now I wake up 2 find myself wearing nothing but a latex condom (ribbed for her pleasure, of course, but worn inside out 4 obvious reasons).
26. I can’t help but wonder...if I were 2 show up one night in an RV, with a video camera, a Mardi Gras mask and a bottle of Jose Cuervo, would maggiemae1969 be willing 2 strip under the lights
25. B4 coming 2 AMD there were things I wuz dead set against. Things I knew deep within my soul I had no desire 2 explore. I’m pretty sure jezzarae could get me 2 do most of them..
24. Group photo – Dick with all of the Slippery Bitches (Looks like I’m going 2 have 2 get everyone slippery, first. Now where did I put that baby oil? Hmmm...)
Almost done...bear with me here...
Keeping U posted
DS 
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