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Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (in RidiculousVision)

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Continued from B4 – Aww, jeez! I can’t get these fucking mooks 2 figure out how a two-part blog system works, and now I’m supposed 2 get them 2 read a fucking five-part blog instead? What...are U drunk or just plain stupid? That’s not a blog...it’s a fucking miniseries! Three fucking parts...OMG – What do U think this iz...the motherfucking Godfather? What the fuck are people going 2 start expecting next? Plotlines and continuity? Fuck that shit...


99. As long as the fucking bitch and his bitch are still blogging on AMD, I don’t have 2 feel like I’m missing anything by not having the internet.
98. Thanks 2 AMD I jack off more now than I ever did as a teenager (ok...fucking WOW!!!)
97. When people have heard U say U would like 2 meet an Eskimo amputee and they are still willing 2 talk 2 U, those people are truly Ur friends.
96. dumblonde still has a secret.
95. Last time I checked Juggs Magazine still costs more than checking my e-mail duz (the bitches aren’t nearly as pretty, though).
94. Where the fuck else am I going 2 find a whole gaggle (yes, I said gaggle) of bitches my old lady duzn’t really mind me fucking with?
93. dixxxbitch iz still the finest bitch on here, and I get 2 do more than just imagine I am fucking her.
92. Blog has the same number of letters as fuck, lips, suck, tits, dick, clit, lick, nail, butt, kiss and Spam (don’t ask...).
91. Where else can I get my rocks off and pretend I am doing it 4 creativity’s sake?
90. If I ever do meet anybody from this site in real life it iz going 2 be one hell of a party.
89. Where else could I find more than one fine-ass bitch willing 2 wear a t-shirt that says “I want Dick in 2008”?
88. Where else could I find more than one fine-ass bitch who actually duz want Dick in 2008?
87. Where else can I blog about wanting 2 fuck my neighbor and not get snitched off?
86. If I stick around long enough, someone might break down and introduce me 2 a freaky midget bitch.
85. Name another site where the bitches all complain about receiving cumfuckme emails, while secretly hoping I will send them one.
84. There’s at least one bitch on AMD that loves 2 stand in front of me and grab her ankles, and I had the good sense 2 marry her.
83. Where else can U find all this melodrama with no commercial interruptions? (Oh yeah...cable TV)
82. Where else can U find all this crappy melodrama with no commercial interruptions? (Oh yeah...cable TV)
81. With enough tequila I think I can get Dominus 2 take a pic wearing an “I want Dick in 2008” t-shirt.
80. Reaching the end of this fucking list gives me something 2 live 4.
79. I’ve been here long enough that the hookers don’t really send me fake emails anymore.
78. I’ve been here long enough 2 recognize them as soon as they do. (I’ve never talked 2 this beautiful babe from Olbesk, Russia and she wants 2 fucking meet me?)
77. Since joining AMD I have seen more women naked than I did in four years of high school and two years of college combined.
76. I’ve been here long enough 2 miss being winked at.
75. My life would seem so empty without PrincessKissy there stalking me.
74. I’ve never had more reasons 2 go 2 Las Vegas.
73. What other sex site has so many members I would meet anyway even if I wuzn’t going 2 fuck them?
72. I think I have actually gained canuhelpme’s respect. (A rare thing, indeed...)
71. Where else am I going 2 find anyone willing 2 run around naked in the Nevada desert with me?
70. If I ever wake up in Oklahoma City I have someone I can call.
69. This one speaks 4 itself.
68. I’ve been here long enough 2 know Sundance69 izn’t really a bitch, she just plays one on TV.
67. They let me back N2 the Gold Club. (The fucking emoticons are like heroin, man!)
66. If 69 means what it means, wouldn’t that make 66 mean something just as fun?
65. Who knew Jell-O could be such fun?
64. B4 AMD all I had wuz porn 2 jerk-off 2.
63. Until I met ponme I didn’t know I could be scared and turned on at the same time.
62. Whenever I begin 2 worry about the size of my cock all I have 2 do iz think about jump9 and I instantly feel better.
61. Three different members have sent me pictures of themselves in the shower and that has 2 be some kind of record. (4 me 2 know and U 2 find out!)

2 be continued, I'm sure...

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wtxman

Apr 11 @ 7:55PM  
Just a comment so you know I read this
sundance64

Apr 12 @ 9:28PM  
68. I’ve been here long enough 2 know Sundance69 izn’t really a bitch, she just plays one on TV.

That's a good thing...cuz Sundance64 REALLY IS A BITCH!!

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