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Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (In several parts)

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200. Where else can I find an Australian bitch from the Midwest who will send me titty pics?
199. PrincessKissy still has a boner factor of 8.7 on the Slippery Scale.
198. I must be doing something right, since ponme has already threatened 2 head 2 the border with the Slippery Bitches.
197. There iz actually a group of women here who call themselves “Slippery Bitches”. How fucking cool iz that?
196. Every time I write a blog I always 4get 2 mention at least one chick who expects me 2, and she will then send me a hate e-mail 2 remind me just how badly I fucked up.
195. Eventually MEMEME69247 iz gonna break down and make the drive up from Manteca and have a drink with me.
194. I never know when Daized688 iz going 2 break down and send me some more naked pics.
193. Where the fuck else am I going 2 find someone as AWESOME as belle1010, who will send me random pictures of her snatch that she took with her fucking phone?
192. If it weren’t 4 AMD I would have bigger problems than whose titties I should jerk-off 2 next.
191. BelAir789’s goofy ass couldn’t get laid unless I wuz here making fun of him.
190. There’s nothing like hunting trolls in the morning.
189. Do U know how bad I would miss the joke of the day?
188. I don’t even want 2 think about how much I would miss LadieDarkStarr.
187. on a motherfucking cop.
186. VEGAS BABY!!!!
185. Where the fuck else am I gonna find so many deviants with big titties?
184. I’m still waiting 4 Looking4ever 2 change her name 2 Looking4dick.
183. B4 meeting str8ngr84u2, the only reason I had 2 travel 2 Arkansas wuz Branson, and that just wuzn’t good enough.
182. Ashinatrix has finally started talking 2 me.
181. The fucking bitch iz still ignoring me. Yay!!!
180. I fucking love waking up 2 find naked pictures in my e-mail.
179. There iz still a fucking chance that I could end up on the popular blogs page (yeah...if everyone above me cxls their account!)
178. I have met people here that I hope 2 be friends with 4ever.
177. Name another internet site where so many of the members actually call each other on the phone just 2 say hi.
176. tlc0766 still has a great set of fucking legs.
175. Argit01’s bachelor party in Vegas (which we are having whether he gets married or not!!!)
174. Without AMD I would have absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever 2 visit Gadsden, Alabama.
173. Looking at dumblonde’s tattoo reminds me of lillin’s titties 4 some reason, I don’t know why...
172. B4 AMD I had NO FUCKING CLUE there were so many freaky bitches living in the Midwest.
173. Where else can I find someone who will spank me, yank me, crank me and skank me all at the same time?
172. Two words...cumfuckme e-mails!!!
171. U never know, Switch83 may yet decide 2 send me a pic of that ass of hers (or any other part of her).
170. bentan wuz finally released from his Guatemalan jail cell (where he wuz being held 4 stealing his 11 year old bride after he failed 2 make the final dowry payment of three bags of wheat. A slap in the face considering two of the mules he offered up died within a week) 2 rejoin our little family psychotic gnomes.
169. U never know when wtxman’s gonna flip the fuck out and get married again.
168. It beats playing video games.
167. There iz a chance I may still get laid off of this motherfucker.
166. OJ didn’t do it.
165. I love trying 2 figure out who the fuck jump9 iz pretending 2 be this week.
164. Nowhere else on the internet can I find so many men willing 2 send me pictures of my cock.
163. Never have 2 worry about getting in trouble with a fifteen year-old chick (like I did on MySpace last week!)
162. Disneyworld just izn’t reason enough 2 visit Orlando.
161. Where else am I gonna get so much action that lives so far away?
160. I’m bound 2 find someone who will sit on my face eventually.
159. FAT CHICKS FUCKING ROCK! (That’s right...I fucking said it!)
158. I don’t want 2 have 2 explain what the fuck I am doing on a whole new site 2 my wife.
157. No one else anywhere wants 2 read the shit I come up with.
156. Who the fuck else do I think iz gonna buy my book once it’s published?
155. I have more pussy waiting 4 me in Chicago than I do here in Sacramento.
154. Eventually Pudge2you iz gonna write something else I can fucking steal.
153. Blueyesprkln duzn’t care that her name looks like it says “blue yes park line” whatever the fuck that iz supposed 2 mean.
152. They actually let me play in the forums now.
151. I fucking LOVE the whole Bulletin thingy they have going now (even if they did steal it from MySpace).
150. E.S. Rain iz still a gift from God, even though she duzn’t talk 2 me anymore. (BTW - I got where U lived confused...not who U were)

2 Be Continued...

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Argit01

Apr 11 @ 6:21PM  
WTF do you mean Princesskissy has a boner factor of only 8.7. She deserves a much higher rating than that! As to the batchelor party only 2 rules apply
1) No using duct tape
2) Make sure I at least have enough change to get me home from whatever fucking backwater the all night bus stops at.
DickSlippery

Apr 11 @ 6:38PM  
Ummm...Argit....

Thats on a scale of one 2 five.



DS
wtxman

Apr 11 @ 7:41PM  
Of course its always an honor to be on the DS list! As far as getting married again,who the fuck would have a horny old man like me?
Ashinatrix

Apr 11 @ 7:57PM  
182. Ashinatrix has finally started talking 2 me.

It's a lie!!! A lie I tell you!!!!

Fuck!! bort just passed out!!......he's been gettin' into that autoerotic asphyxiation thing......
Sunshine79

Apr 11 @ 8:07PM  
VEGAS BABY!!!!


LilGriz

Apr 11 @ 8:10PM  
Keep em coming DS! Never know what will happen next
NightOfOld

Apr 11 @ 9:02PM  

Damn it D.S. you just keep getting better and better.
With you on her, it's no wonder they pass me by.
But that's okay; if i can't get it i'm glad my friends can.
Like WTXman, I guess I'm to old, do you suppose that's
why my handle ends with old
NightOfOld

Apr 11 @ 9:03PM  

Oh yeah; have a fucken worthless kudo.
geena

Apr 11 @ 9:05PM  
If Sunshine didn't take VEGAS BABY, I thought I was one of the reason. .. just without the name but where I come from. You better not forget Geena Baby or your dead meat baby in Vegas
tlc0766

Apr 11 @ 9:28PM  
and don't forget there's more than sheep to fuck here in West by Gawd Virginia!!!
loveableone

Apr 11 @ 9:43PM  
those are great, cant wait to read the continuation
cutecarrie6969

Apr 11 @ 10:44PM  
Holy cow!!! This must mean I made the top 150..... .....

DS, I think I might steal this idea

Vote Whig bitch! lol
Blueyesprkln

Apr 12 @ 1:57AM  
DS if you go to Gadsden Alabama you'd better drive the extra 20 miles to Anniston to see me. I don't care if my name does sound like Blue yes parking lane. But you do have to admit my eyes do sparkle when you are around. lol
Looking4ever

Apr 12 @ 3:50AM  
184. I’m still waiting 4 Looking4ever 2 change her name 2 Looking4dick.

Well, gee, hun, I thought that much was OBVIOUS! Actually, I want to change it to Waiting4Dick...
Looking4ever

Apr 12 @ 3:57AM  
184. I’m still waiting 4 Looking4ever 2 change her name 2 Looking4dick.

Well, gee, hun, I thought that much was OBVIOUS! Actually, I want to change it to Waiting4Dick...

Pudge2you

Apr 12 @ 8:37AM  
I very happy to provide you with material. Ta fuckin hack!

Can't wait to read on Bro... see ya in atother 3 blogs or so.... sheesh!
Taisen

Apr 12 @ 10:41AM  
191. BelAir789’s goofy ass couldn’t get laid unless I wuz here making fun of him.


Awww but he is pretty nice looking.....
dumblonde

Apr 15 @ 1:29AM  
DS will drop any names he can for nudie pics...gotta love him though!

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Top 200 Reasons I Still Fucking Love It Here at AMD (In several parts)