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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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Cple4bigafem

Apr 11 @ 5:18PM  



Hilarious!!! WOW!! * picks self up off the floor* Man now not only an i crying my ass and stomach hurts too!!


TxDream

Apr 11 @ 5:22PM  
Kids LOL.........sometimes their logic is so cute
NightOfOld

Apr 11 @ 6:48PM  

Those are good ones.
cabl_guy

Apr 11 @ 7:04PM  


My 14 yr old got detention for disrupting class. This was because he raised his hand to tell the teacher that people were throwing stuff. Twice........thus disrupting the class.

On his detention notice, it asked, "What have you learned from this?" His answer, "I learned not to tell the teacher anything anymore. I learned that I get detention when I didn't do anything and the guys throwing stuff didn't get detention. So, next time, I'll just let them keep throwing stuff and not raise my hand to tell."

I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! I happily signed it right below his answer and sent it back to the teacher.
bentan

Apr 11 @ 7:26PM  
Good ones! The insights of kids are priceless! Unfortunately their ability for independent thinking tends to decrease as we stifle them more and more with society's insipid rules and norms. And Cab that's one damned sharp kid you raised there ... lol.

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