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posted 4/11/2007 4:31:05 PM |
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Just a lil humour for those who r having a bad day!!








Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

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max49

Apr 11 @ 4:37PM  
LMFAO
NightOfOld

Apr 11 @ 4:43PM  

Yes; and in prison he may need them for his bleeding ass
ynot7769

Apr 11 @ 5:29PM  
an oldie but a goodie!!
cabl_guy

Apr 11 @ 6:49PM  
Sunshine79

Apr 11 @ 9:09PM  

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