They say it iz better 2 be pissed off than it iz 2 be pissed on. Having never been the latter, I can’t say with any certainty whether or not this statement iz true. I can only guess. My guess iz that it depends on a couple different things. Things like what U are pissed off about and just who iz doing the peeing. U may think this 2 be ridiculous, but consider this B4 U dismiss me out of hand. If it were Pamela Anderson popping a squat 2 piss all over Ur chest, would U really mind all that fucking much? I think even a few of U more liberal-minded females might even go 4 that one. And, admit it or not, some of U guys would let an ugly bitch piss all over U. U’d do it just cuz U never have and U always wondered what wuz the big fucking deal about golden showers, anyway?
That’s the thing about freaky sexual shit. We pretend not 2 be interested in this shit cuz we don’t want anybody else 2 know how fucked up we really are. Then, if we are lucky anyway, we finally run N2 someone we feel comfortable enough with 2 talk about this shit 2, and sometimes our freaky weird shit turns out 2 be the same freaky weird shit they were either wondering about themselves, or have no big problem trying just cuz it might be fun. As a last resort we can always fall back on prostitution. 4 $150 most hookers are N2 anything. 4 a half an hour she will be, anyway. Of course...$250 will get UY the whole hour, Player...
I myself, never really thought that much about being pissed on until recently. Not so long ago I ran across a Hustler Magazine that featured a pictorial that had a picture in it of this really good looking chick squatting and pissing all over the floor. Something about the way she wuz doing it did it 4 me. B4 I saw that picture had U asked me about getting a golden shower I would have freaked the fuck out. After I had seen it, however, I would have 2 say my curiosity wuz definitely peaked.
That’s not 2 say I’m ready 2 crawl inside a women’s Port-a-Potty with a snorkel and mask, mind U. It just means exactly what I said. My curiosity iz peaked. And all that means iz that if some hottie I happen 2 be banging wanted 2 do that, I would probably let her. Especially if I thought she wuz gonna get off on it. I’ll do almost anything 2 ring a bitch’s bell. We’ve been knowing this 4 years already, folks. I ain’t even trippin about that right there.
I think there are a lot of things we may find disturbing at first that, if we lower a guard and open our minds a little, can actually turn out 2 be lots of fun with an enthusiastic partner. U may even end up right. U tried it and lo and behold, U were right...U could do without being pissed on. But what if U weren’t right? What if something about that warm fluid pouring out of her hot dripping pussy 2 splash all over Ur bare chest duz it 4 U? What if participating in this taboo act iz just what the doctor ordered 2 get Ur own fucking motor running? Wouldn’t U be glad then that U had the balls 2 give it a try?
That’s the thing about weird sexual proclivities. We have so much 2 gain if we enjoy them, versus not doing them again if we don’t. I wish the fucking lottery came with those kinds of odds, goddamnit! Then I wouldn’t have 2 worry about getting a fucking job! (Speaking of which...if anyone knows about a decent position that iz open, please let me know. I am totally down 4 relocating. Keep in mind...that’ll mean we will live near one another. Make sure U think that’s a good idea B4 U sell the farm, iz all I’m saying)
So, the next time Ur pissed off and somebody tells U, “it beats being pissed on!”, I say put that theory 2 the test. Whip out Ur johnson right there and start whizzing all over their fucking leg. If he gets more pissed off than U were 2 begin with, U will know he wuz right.
Keeping U posted
DS 
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