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Ed Zachary...an oldie, but still funny!

posted 4/10/2007 7:42:17 PM |
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well-known Chinese sex therapist...Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy
bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when
your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

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ynot7769

Apr 10 @ 8:05PM  
Loveyoulongtime2

Apr 10 @ 8:30PM  
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
sumdaysoon

Apr 10 @ 8:43PM  
i don't care who you are that is fuckin funny................
BigFlirt

Apr 10 @ 8:56PM  
That was good....
wtxman

Apr 10 @ 8:56PM  
It is difficult to rate these jokes but this one is tops,akudo to you.
just4fun6369

Apr 14 @ 10:36AM  
lmfao

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Ed Zachary...an oldie, but still funny!